Hottest Mo Fo in the yo yo!

About Me

I am not the walrus....I am a walrus. I am a pretty princess. I am not honest. I am dookie on a stick. I am not a "flight attendant" I am a stuardess. I am going to change my name to Mrs. Stevenson and I promise to do all of your filing and help you to organize your day. I am not woman. I am a man. I am a turd.

My Interests

pretending I'm never

I'd like to meet:

A walrus, a pretty princess, a stick with dookie on it, a fight attendant, a stuardess, Mrs. Stevenson, a woman, a man, and a turd.

Music:

anything by Carnie Wilson...man that girl had boobs!

Movies:

"So you've got genital worts...now what?" (informational film)

Television:

I don't even own a television but did you see it when that guy did that thing to the other guy and then the one guy from the first show said that if that guy doesn't pretend like the first guy is doing stuff than the other guy would totally leave!?!?!? That was pretty sneaky.

Books:

The Haynes manual: 1986 Chevy Citation edition

Heroes:

My granny...wow what a rack! (you know, I've actually seen them!)

My Blog

Good Friend Gone...

Cutting to the chase..my friend died the other day. He is someone only a few of you might know. An old high school friend. We were in band together...that's right, marching band. I got the call while...
Posted by Hottest Mo Fo in the yo yo! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST