Welcome to Team Rubber Mulisha. DODGEBALL is our game. We play in Temecula California. Our main four man team is lead by team captian Christian "C-dawg" Bernad and consists of The Good Looking Jerry "The Slyda" Byrne, Main Cannon Delfino "Latino Heat" Martinez, and Finally The Defensive Machine Jordan "The Ronin" Faas. We play every thursday at 8 oclock pm.... and we show up, to blow up. Believe The Hype.... CUZ ITS REALRubber Mulisha Dodgeball Vid
Add to My Profile | More VideosRUBBER MULISHA: A FORCE ON THE INTERNATIONAL LEVEL!!!THE MULISHA WERE IN MONTREAL THIS PAST WEEKEND FOR THE WDBA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS. TOURNAMENT HOSTED SOMEWHERE AROUND 205 TEAMS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE INCLUDING TEAMS FROM JAPAN, ENGLAND, IRELAND, GERMANY ARGENTINA, AUSTRIA AND PAKISTAN JUST TO NAME A FEW. THE TROOPS WENT INTO THE ELIMINATION ROUND SEEDED 3RD OUT OF THE REMAINING 30 TEAMS IN CONTENTION FOR MEDAL ROUND PLAY. "BIGGEST OBSTACLE FOR US WAS PLAYING GAME AFTER GAME AFTER GAME, THANK GOD FOR MOTRIN" SAID NEW TEAM CAPTAIN JORDAN FAAS. "WE HAD A VERY VERY GOOD SOLID SHOWING THOUGH, DEL WAS VERY ACCURATE, CHRISTIAN DIDNT BITCH ABOUT ANYTHING, JT DID A PHENOMONAL JOB OF MAKING THE PLAY HAPPEN, SO YA... WE WERE AMAZING THIS WEEKEND." THE TROOPS PLAYED 24 MATCHES(BEST OF FIVE SERIES) IN 1 1/2 DAYS AND ARE CURRENTLY SITTING PRETTY AS THEY ARE UNDEFEATED GOING INTO THE QUARTER FINALS. NEXT GAME IS AT 2PM GMT. THEN AGAIN AT 5PM WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME (IF QUALIFIED) SCHEDULED FOR 8PM. MARTINEZ AND BYRNE ARE IN A DEAD LOCK FOR TOP KILLS IN THE TOURNAMENT EACH ACCUMILATING 110 KILLS THUS FAR. WISH THEM LUCK AND STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES!!!!!
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Last weekend the Troops rolled up on new turf. Accompanied by LADBS players such as Costanza, Tillmans, Toth, Alongi, "The Animal",tim tim, and sum sum just to name a few, the Mulisha looked forward to a little change as they were split onto two different squads. Faas had the pleasure of playing on the same side of the court as Tillmans and Toth while Bernad and Byrne had the honor toplay with legendary Mike Costanza as well as Alongi and Benidetto. The tournament was filled with good competion as wll as some odd characters. The all female "Sitting Dux" "Team XTREME"
"Team Deegan" and the tournament hosts "Norris Pimps" were just a few. Team "Get sum sum" came out strong and were able to take second overall While Faas and Team "tim tim" were wedged out of theyre playoff spot by some very odd tournament seeding styles. When the day was done the hosting Norris Pimps came out on top.MULISHA DEBUTS IN L.A.D.B.S OPEN DIVISION AT "NIGHTMARE ON BELLVUE"For most, Oct 31st was a day full of hauntings, horror, candy and mischeif, but not for the Mulisha. They entered their first L.A.D.B.S open division tournament with the line up featuring a call up from the Mulishas AAA farm team, THE DGAF PIRATES in Redhawk, C.A Ryan "THE ROOK", as well as mulisha fifth man Steve Laster "The Master". The Mulisha opened up the tournament against "The Yankees of Dodgeball", the Cognac Attack. winning in traditional Mulisha fashion with Byrne aquiring 9 kills in the first best of three series. The troops had trouble overcoming the L.A.D.B.S veteran squad consisting of two 13 time all-stars Justin Hill and Eric "Bread Truck" Tillmans, along with 3 time Eastern Conference M.V.P Mike Alongi who handed The Mulisha their only loss in preliminery play. The troops
used their unorthodox strategy and firey gameplan to walk right into the #2 seed of the playoffs then right into the Championship Game. They met their only "nightmare" once again. "I remeber vividly breadtruck pointing at me in his realistically scary skeleton costume and gesturing that he was slicng my head off... (sob) and after that i was genuinley horrified." said Jordan Faas... "I still have dreams about it." That was when all Hell broke loose with Bread truck, Alongi, and Hill just making haste of the mulisha. "it was a blood bath... udder insanity, and i dont mean the Jenna Jameson film. Ok just picture the Holocaust, times that by about 25 notches and thats how bad we got owned." commented Team Captain Christian "Del Scorcho" Bernad. Overall the Mulisha finished 16-3 and took second.Mulisha OWNS "One Crazy Summer" Tourney!The Mulisha went in to this weekends tournament hoping to do well with the complete Mulisha roster back together since their first tournament back in 2005. They won their first match. Even though The Mulisha's only loss was in their first match in game 2, they still were able to win every match in 2 games. The Jet seemed to show up to throw heat all day with pinpoint accuracy accumilating a total of 48 kills in the whole tournament. "this time those no sting balls didn't hurt us... PLAYINGWISE... we have adapted." said team captain Cdawg who decided if anyone was going to throw those balls it would be him. He racked up a total of 19 kills 17 of which were with the no sting balls. "Basicallsy all this tournament was for us was a way to get to the next level... we pretty much dominated" said Co-captain Jordan Faas. Faas racked up a tournament personal high 36 kills and 6 game winning kills. "I was bringin it... na but for real i was," he said. When it came time to come up big and step it up the Mulisha did just that. The tournament M.V.P. belonged to none other than Delfino "Latino Heat" Martinez. "oh my god, Del was throwing the nasty all day.It was seriously ridiculous" commented Bernad. All in All the Mulisha are looking to pick up a few new prospects in the upcoming J.C.D.B.L TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OPEN DIVISION WITH UTTER DOMINATION.NEW HOME ARENATHE RUBBER MULISHA HAVE ESTABLISHED THEIR NEW HOME ARENA!! THEY WILL BE PLAYING IN THE "ZION ARENA" STARTING JULY 6TH IN THE NEWLY FORMED J.C.D.B.L.... THE TEAM LOOKS TO WIN THE FIRST EVER "HOLY GRAIL CUP" THIS SEASON. THEIR OFF SEASON CONDITIONING HAS GONE VERY WELL... THE JET HAS A BRAND NEW THROWING STYLE HE CALLS "THE RAINBOW OF TRUTH," WHILE TEAM CAPTAIN CHRISTIAN BERNAD HAS DECIDED TO BRING IN SOME OLD SKOOL MJ WITH HIS FRANKLIN BATTING GLOVE ON ONLY ONE HAND... AS TO LOOK LIKE A GAY GUY.... ALSO BIG BOYS DELFINO MARTINEZ AND JORDAN FAAS HAVE MADE SOME IMPROVEMENTS. LAYTINO HEAT HAS MASTERED HIS STINK BALL,AND "THE RONIN" HAS STEPPED UP HIS AGILITY AND HAS MASTERED THE CHANGE UP BALL TO CATCH HIS OPPONENTS OFF GAURD..... GET READY FOR A BOMB SEASON MULISHA FANS.... SEASON OPENER IS JULY 6TH AT THE ZION ARENA. DOORS OPEN AT 7:15 SO GET THERE EARLY TO GET GOOD SEATS AND MEET THE PLAYERS!!! SEE YOU THERE MULISHA FANS!!Mulisha falls to O.C dodgeball in 1st round of playoffs... "No sting balls" sting mulisha... HARDAfter an amazing 2-0 start to the Burt Reynolds Classic In Hollywood CA, the Mulisha went in to their third game with a playoff spot in hand. Without the big gun of "Latino Heat" the team looked to step it up this tournament with the co-ed addition of Kelsey Elcome. Rookies Kevin Cipriano and the man known only by A.R were brought in with no more than an hours notice to compensate the absence of Martinez and Keim. Both rooks played a decent tournament even with their lack of experience in a 6 on 6, 6 ball game. All day long "The Jet" came through huge with an average of 3 kills per game and often being last man standing. The third game of the tournament was just disgusting. The very light and soft "no sting balls" brought many hardships to the team all tourney long. Jordan AKA "The Ronin" was caught only twice all day long but both were from the "no sting balls." "The long break between games is what killed us the most, but those foam balls..." said team captain Christain Bernad. The team hoped to brush the game off and make a stand in the playoffs. Placed in the 5th seed of the playoffs, they faced the 4th seed O.C dodegball. O.C had also played a strong tourney and looked to make their presence felt.... and they did by winning game 1 of the series. The Mulisha gave it a go but failed to answer the call as game 2 came down to a 1 on 1 situation leaving it up to Mulisha tournament team MVP Jerry Byrne to give the team life as he dropped the game winning catch. "Those POS foam balls are a joke," Byrne said, "I dont know what (the F***) costanza is thinking putting those balls in the tournament, they are so pointless." Although the team lost they seemed to adapt very well to the 6 on 6, 6 ball game. They look to make a change in their habits in June by promising to do very well in the tournament in Orange County hosted by The O.C dodgball team.
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