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Juice Mcallister

I couldnt make you love me but I always dreamed

About Me

I am a hippie/country person that is environmental friendly can't stand litter bugs even ciggarette butts. Clean up after yourself. I don't come off this vain in person but no one is who they say they are on the internet.

My Interests

good:Baby jesus, deez nutz jokes, function, practcality, shiny stuff, music, dirty herion needles, NFL football, bikes, touching with people on stage, doing stuff that cost money for free, getting homeless people to sing for my spare change, anything that makes a cool sound, mockingbird, fighting for whats 'really' right.Bad:bad smells, harsh jokes, nickle back, blaring music i like in public, bringing up god in situations, seeing how dirty i can get my hair before washing it.

I'd like to meet:

Not a guns salesmen,people like me ,other musician's-other musicians like me,a sweet southern bell-i know their all bitter unless you meet them in church, deadhead's-not really., cool people in general.-because im not very cool.

Music:

It's defently the largest factor in my life.A lot of radio, sirus sattilite and about anything with heart, soul and a good rythem.Music to me is like the feeling you get when your doing your faveriot thing to do.

Movies:

Good ones for sure. Some bad ones but bad in a good way. Movies are just so time consuming.

Television:

I'll play my radio through the tv.

Books:

Like field guides to nature stuff other "general knowledge" stuff.- dont' really read though.

Heroes:

barrage of shitload 'made ups'

My Blog

It’s my

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacketGets up early and stays up late.Houma louisana is starting to feel like home and this hotel room is more like my house away from home.I guess it is ho...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:19:00 PST

The real deal about PIN UPS

When it was first popular those woman held a level of class and sophistication that apparently gets ignored by every girl that trys to look like bettie paige. If your going to be a sheep don’t d...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

A realisation of realism.

At any time when you look around do you think that something is just not the way it should be? I have so much to express to the world but up until recently I didn’t know that if you are just who...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

Hotels with computers.

Fucking right. Beumont Texas seems alright. There is good looking girls everywhere and plenty of places to go. It's raining like a bitch right now but I may go find an open mic or three this week. I...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

The stolen twice bike story

On a Friday night after working all week my girl and I are relaxing watching some tv. I'm feeling tired and had been riding all day after work so I go lay down and sleep for a few hours.   Wake u...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

Trust me, you are a far more important human being.

Conflicting points of view are going to happen. So why make it more than a point of view and make it abusie. If your motives are not for survival but violent and abusive. We will all be dead one day ...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

Bad pickup lines.

My ex has that shirt. I ran out of toothpaste. When does your cycle end? I like you but you kind of smell bad. Where is the free clinic? Don't worry, it's just a cold sore. I don't go down do yo...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

I am going to whoop your ass.....

....batman
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

Stoners are far to paranoid

 I've gone through this and still don't understand. A good friend of mine of whom I smoked a lot of pan with were paranoid all the time. When we saw anything from a big white truck to a guy that ...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

everything is so right yet so wrong

sometimes you can say everything with one word and nothing with a thousand. wasted time is useless time and so are the things you don't finish.our lives are passing so fast, all at the same exact mome...
Posted by Juice Mcallister on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST