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it's Laurence, Baby!

..over along enough period of time, anything that has a chance of happening...will happen

About Me



uh, i'm not a rockstar but i still tend to rock hard
you try to play games tease and try to keep me rock hard
try to make me slap you and see me in a cop car
catch me speeding in stock cars expecting me to stop hard
you playing with the mind of the craziest kind
telling me how much you love me when i know that you're lying
you must be snorting lines if you think that i'm crying
you manipulating backstabbing cold and kaniving
i went from last to first but this is first to last
i'm the major league playa you can kiss my ass trick

A.I.M.= fishsticks340

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SPLASH!!

fuck yo â nigga!

..HA!
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My Interests


Partying, POKER , Imports(CRX's), Bud-Light, HOWARD STERN SHOW, Bowling Turkeys(cosmic bowling), DDR (Dance Dance Revolution), Drinking Jager Bombs, not sleeping, goin' riding,BREAKFAST, chicken parm, Cliff Jumping, Insane Delaware River Rafting, french vinalla coffee, goin' to the store, Ski-Boarding, Driving Golf Balls Miles, UP and down the river, vitamin water, fillin' it up again, Driving Fast, unkles mother, goin' to 24 Hour Wal-Marts, throwing the dice, city trips, razor scootin, running bases, the running games, lil mittens, 4 corner pile-ups, oh yeah, and your mother.

I'd like to meet:



Patty Mayo



Music:

Everything, besides that honky tonk bullllshit..

Movies:

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, Freddy Got Fingered, Jackass the Movie, Stealing Harvard, Road Trip, Billy Madison, Tammy-Gone-WILD, Happy Gilmore, the Warriors, Colors, Supertroopers, Don't be a Menace in South Central While Drinking Juice in the Hood, Lord of the G-String, Friday After Next, Private Parts, Scarface, Old School, The Warriors, Girl-on-Girl Porn, A Bronx Tale, SPUN, Cool Runnings, Boondock Saints, Night of the Living Dead, Van Wilder, Friday Night Lights, Napoline Dynamite, Troy, Dodge Ball, Anchorman, Import Skin, Girls Gone Wild, Brave Little Toaster, the Neverending Story(you know, the movie w/ Falkour(the luck dragon) ), ROUNDERS

Television:


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Books:

Poker Nation and Doyle Brunson's :Super System & Poker Nation

Heroes:

Captin Planet

My Blog

The King's Gold/Babes

The King's Gold/Babes     Scene 1:    In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes.  These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounde...
Posted by it's Laurence, Baby! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST