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Thats Mr Scoot to you.

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About Me


Now Playing:
Connected - Hoobastank
Sophie - Love her to bits
Paul - THE 80's kid
Nikki - I owe loads to this lass
Gary - Pete
Jade - Mint!
Donna - Classy
Ella - Pirate Jim Bob
Emma - Normal!
♥ Me and Sophie ♥
This is me. Nothing but me. And you're stuck with it unfortunately.
•I'm usually the quiet one
•I don't like being made a fuss of
•I'm perfectly happy that way
•It'll take a while to get used to - but it's nothing bad
I'm in Year 13 at Minsthorpe Community College and studying A2 Chemistry, Mathematics, Biology and AS Physics.
•I AM a technophile•
You'll catch me on the Xbox 360 and playing on Xbox LIVE as B1OH3AD
I DO use a HDTV. I DO know the difference between HDMI and Y'PbPr connections. I DO have a HD-DVD drive. So what? Bite me!
I got a few major fears:
•Rejection
•Insecurity
•failure
If you can live with them, then I'll start to lose them after time.
To get my total trust is hard. And if you lose it from me its even harder to get back. But once you have it, I'd trust you with nything. Break that trust, and I'll break you.
•The amount of people I can "trust" can be counted on two hands. Think yourself lucky if I trust you. It means you're a fantastic friend to me.
Speed freak? Yes
Adrenaline Junky - Definately
One of my lifelong goals to achieve is that one day I WILL own a Mclaren-Mercedes SLR.
Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy:
1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.
2. Don't move. Moving is overrated.
3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.
4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.
5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.
6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.
7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).
8. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.
9. Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.
10. If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor's yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass.
© Maddox 1998
Heres a few of the people who mean the most to me...
Paul: Only really got to know him by the end of 2006, but he's absolutely fantastic. He's there to cheer you up when needed, and pokes fun at you when not. He has the ability to make anyone's day.
Nikki and Gary: These two rock. End of. Nikki is always there for you no matter what, and she doesn't realise how much that's appreciated. Gary is the dude who'll do a dare with you, just so you don't have to do it alone, and he's an absoulutely great friend.
Sophie: I love her, and I have no idea what life would be like without her anymore. We've been up and down a bit - but everythings been worth it in the long run. I usually end up getting assaulted :-), but it's only harmless fun, don't worry. I love you Soph ♥♥♥
Emma: This lass is an absolute star. She makes college worthwhile and is a cracking mate. I can tell her anything and shes always comes up with something reassuring! Luv ya hun.

My Interests

Eating, Sleeping - thats about it.

I'd like to meet:

Lewis Hamilton, Richard Hammond and the guys behind the Halo Trilogy. And finally...
George Bush, then shoot him.

Music:

Techno, Electro, Rock, Gothic, Metal.

Movies:

-The Matrix - rite film (If you follow it),
-Minority Report,
-Bruce Almighty (Well, any Jim Carrey film),
-Jarhead,

Television:

-Top Gear
-Futurama,
-Red Dwarf,
-Simpsons,
-Takeshi's Castle,

Books:

-The World According to Jeremy Clarkson,
-The World according to Clarkson Pt. II,
-Motorworld by Clarkson -
-see where I'm going?

Heroes:

-Jeremy Clarkson
-My cousin + her husband
-Craig Charles
-and Australasia (They keep themselves to themselves and don't go and bomb anyone they fancy).