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Tiffany Tart

This paint by numbers life is fucking with my head.

About Me

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frabbit!

i love walking down a hallway in a pair of heels and hearing it echo off of the walls. it reminds me of grade school teachers.

another reference on my behavior.

oh, and by the way, i'm married:

My Interests

music. writing. art. felines. drummers. songwriters. female musicians. vespas. style. literature. the sun filtering through leaves of trees dappling the forest floor below with patches of hazy light.

I'd like to meet:

fate. jd salinger. hunter s thompson. my mother's sane personalities. rivers cuomo. mike patton. jeffery eugenides. girls who aren't catty or prissy. kurt cobain and vonnegut. kim gordon. d'arcy. fiona apple.

Music:

Best Band of all Time:
LED ZEPPELIN

Friend's Bands:
A Band Apart, Bad Sun, The Billy Jack Attack, Bye June, Cassette, Dead to Me (haHA), Drug Made Fire, Prometheus Rising, Robert Henry and the B-Team, Pooka, Z und SA, Krisqué, Friday After Dark, Atomic Desk, The Happy Families, Model UN, DJ Pesky.

My Bands:
Ecdysis (which became Railway), and So Far Gone.

Classic Rock:
The aforementioned best band of all time, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, The Eagles, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Beatles, Jethro Tull, The Velvet Underground.

The Eighties:
Limozeen, Depeche Mode, Cyndi Lauper, The Pharcyde, Guns N' Roses, Blondie, The Specials, Blondie, Television.

The Nineties:
Weezer, Toadies, Beck, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Radiohead, Portishead, Green Day, Cake, No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, Reel Big Fish, Rage Against the Machine, Dinosaur Jr., The Eels, Marcy Playground, Fiona Apple, Sonic Youth, Sebadoh, Beck, Radish, Local H.

Current:
Decemberists, The Editors, The White Stripes, Wolfmother, The Magnetic Fields, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Queens of the Stone Age, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Killers, The Postal Service, The Mars Volta, System of a Down, Eagles of Death Metal, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, The Burden Brothers, Flogging Molly, Tomahawk, Anything that genius Mike Patton is involved with (Lovage, The Melvins, Dilinger Escape Plan, Phatomas, et al), Kings of Leon, Coco Rosie, Death Cab for Cutie, !!!, Foo Fighters, N.E.R.D., The Bouncing Souls, She Wants Revenge, Peaches.

Local:
By the End of Tonight, The Burden Brothers, Johnny Gobbs, Almost Failing, Clap! Clap!, Lomita, Silverlined Tragedy, Big Soy, Keller, Druggist.

Other:
The Dead Milkmen, Brubeck, Emperor X, Count Basie, Johnny Cash, Clint Mansell.

Movies:

lots.

Television:

is one of my favorite bands.i dont ever watch tv. marty says i'm an ascetic.

Books:

this section could get ridiculously extensive, so i'm going to break it down like this:
All-time Favorites:
The Virgin Suicides, Catcher In the Rye, Slaughterhouse 5, The Handmaid's Tale, Naked Lunch, Middlesex, Catch-22, A Clockwork Orange. Anything by: Beckett, Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh, Bradbury, Francesca Lia Block, Steinbeck, and Salinger.
Books I'm Proud to Have in my Collection:
All of the above All-time Favorites, Glamorama, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Of Mice and Men, Einstein's Dreams, The Great Gatsby, Trainspotting, Cat's Cradle, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Flowers in the Attic, The Letters (a play by Michael Bonet), Nine Stories, The Norton Anthology of Shakespeare, Dangerous Angels, Endgame, Absalom! Absalom!, On the Road, etc etc etc.
Currently reading:
Ulysses by James Joyce. I'll ALWAYS be reading that. I'm also reading Watership Down by Richard Adams.

Heroes:

my fred, kurt vonnegut, james joyce, marty schladen, heber taylor, rivers cuomo.

My Blog

Frodney Night '07

tonight's edition of debauchery in review!as i approached donna i said "everything about you is so fucking cute tonight." so true. my frabbit licking a rabbit.is this act called "the aristocrats"?god,...
Posted by Tiffany Tart on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST

starting the new year off different

for the new year, Fred decided to shake the appellation of my "beau" for another french term: "my fiancé." at about 12:30 a.m. Jan. 1 2007, he asked. my response was curious, albeit genuine. i was com...
Posted by Tiffany Tart on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Constructive destruction.

And slow, slow as the hour hand on a clock, Helen rises to her feet. Her face is red. It's not the red of a Burmese ruby. It's more the red of the blood running down her knees.With Oyster kneeling. Wi...
Posted by Tiffany Tart on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:31:00 PST

check out my cool myspace blog!

yeah. i refuse to keep up two blogs. click here, yo. to be fair, you can even comment on this one if you'd like. just click anonymous. you can still type your name in the body if you're feeling partic...
Posted by Tiffany Tart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST