About Me
HOLA SOY EL SEÑOR CORTEZ DE CONQUISTADOR,I WAS BORN IN 1485 IN MEDELLIN,SPAIN TO SMALL NOBLE PARENTS.WHEN I WAS 14 I ATTENED THE UNIVERSITY OF SALAMANCA,BUT I HATED SCHOOL SO I QUIT IN 1501,SO I BECAME A DRIFTER, IN 1504 I FIGURE I WOULD TRY MY LUCK BY SETTING SAIL TO THE NEW WORLD.IN THE NEW WORLD I CONVINCED MY KING TO LET ME ESTABLISH A COLONY IN MEXICO WHICH WAS DISCOVERED BY JUAN DE GRIJAVLVA SO I DID .THE NATIVE PEOPLE WERE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THERE EARLY VISIONS BY SOOTHSAYERS WARNING OF A WHITE SKINNED MAN COMING TO RAPE PILLAGE AND STEAL ALL THERE GOLD AND WIPEING OUT THERE PEOPLE WITH SMALL POX ,PLAGUE AND SHIT,SO I KILLED OFF THE AZTECS, AND RAMPAGED THROUGH CENTRAL AMERICA THAN I GET BORED AND COME BACK TO SPAIN,I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT WHAT I DID AND ANYONE WHO DOES HAVE A PROBLEM CAN KISS MY BLANCO ASS
