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About Me

Well, I'm the Son of God........I died for your sins. Any time anybody refers to Me, they have to capitalize "He" and "Him".......stuff I say generally appears in red, though MySpace didn't let me change the letter color for this profile ha ha......I'm married to the church (and she's a hottie), and "I never had sexual relations with that woman", no matter what Dan Brown says......anything else ya wanna know, just ask.I've sent a friend request to all of your hearts; please click "accept".

My Interests

Saving you, appearing with my mom in Jello molds/tree bark/puddles of motor oil, etc., and occasionally smiting.

I'd like to meet:

The world......for I so loved them.

My Friend Space
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No Compromises with the World

God the Father

The Holy Ghost

Peter

James

John

Phillip

Bartholomew

Thomas

Matthew

James the son of Alphaeus

Labbaeus Thaddaeus

Simon the Cananite

Andrew the brother of Peter

Matthias the Second-Stringer

Judas (Sucks)

Music:

Anything by Pope Gregory...

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ, the Ten Commandments, Angels in the Outfield.

Television:

Touched by an Angel, Seventh Heaven.

Books:

66 of 'em...

Heroes:

My Dad......He's the greatest.

My Blog

Self-Addicted

Self-love. It's the most potent form of opiate there is. And like any other opiate, it's highly habit-forming. That's why you walk around in a world full of self-addicts, desperately searching for tha...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

The Nature of Love: Part 2 of 2

In the first part of this lesson, we discussed HOW you should go about loving others. In the conclusion, we will talk about the nature of love itself.......with a mind to, if nothing else, m...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

The Nature of Love: Part 1 of 2

The Biblical commandments to love comprise an all-encompassing handful (two, to be exact), the first of which is, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself." I then, when asked to define "nei...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:29:00 PST

Priorities

In Luke 14:26-33, I teach you, "If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple. ...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST