About Me
1 You must include random pictures of you doing stupid crap.
2 You must put your age at 99! This is highly important... Even if you look 15 in your picture this will totally throw off all the potential stalkers. 3 Good grammar is the devil. Bad: "I had a cool weekend. I went to a party. Someone had brought beer. We had fun" Good: "lol dewds this wekend i went to a party and we got totaly w@sted!111! it was teh cewl. Notice the lack of punctuation. The less punctuation used, the cooler you are. (Proven fact) 4 Add tons of flashy crap in the background.
5 You MUST include a mainstream rap song or rock by a semi-emo band. (Hawthorn heights is a good place to start)
