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James-Craig

Your mom doesnt wear underwear and when she does they have holes in them.

About Me

Welcome 2 James Craig's Space Hi my name is James and im a graduate at Mary G. Montgomery. Im 17, and i will be 18 in august.My family always comes first and my friends are 2nd.I am the youngest of 6 and i love it,but anyway I like to do what most kids do. You know go to the movies or hang out with friends, watch tv or just chill.I LOVE TAKING PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS!!!. Im a very nice person ,Im a people person, However I do have a little attitude problem and sometimes I come off as being arrogant, sometimes even snobby, but I do not mean to. Im on myspace cause I thinks it is fun. Im not really here for friends but It doesnt hurt to make any new ones right???=) I believe that all your friends should be your best friends and that you should not treat one better than the other or others. I also am a firm believer in having fun and in being happy, but also in being a well rounded good person. I like doing things that can help other people, your school or society, and I like being in clubs. I was Vice-Pres for student council for two years. I was in the Future Bussiness Leaders of America. Iwas in FCCLA, I was in the Good Heart Club, the Vital Link Program, I was in Upward Bound and I just completed the Bessemers Vacation Bible School. I guess I love school. I competed in spelling bees and won some,and I sang in the choir, but I would like to do other things like Volunteer at a Hospital Preferably one for children. I would like to cure all diseases end world hunger and poverty and just help people.I plan on going to the University of Mobile or Spring Hill and Major in Law,Journalism or Meteorology. I know I sound like a goody-to-shoes, or a geek, but im here to tell you that I am neither. I just like doing things that make people happy, cause that contributes to my happiness. All I really want out of life i guess is to be happy. I dont want to waste my life doing nothing. I have places to go like: Africa, Italy, Rome, Hawaii, and Paris. I have people to meet like Beyonce, Denzel, Halle Berry, Monique, Will Smith, and my baby Paris Hilton, hahaha. I hope that I can do these things as well as get the three books I wrote published. I told you I have to much time on my hands and I do not intend to watse it except for writing this and just chilling. And just so yall i dnt take crap from any 1 so bring drama and ill give it back times 10!!! I am a VERY intresting person, or so i been told.I like meeting new, exciting and diffrent people, but not too diffrent if you know what I mean. enough of that serious stuff now this is the real me. First of all I love gone fishing that food is awesome and I also love olive garden and Italian and chinese food. I am the killer at this game called Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, and Tekken haha. I have a very good sense of fashion and Im very trendy even though I do odd things like wear computer ornaments and stuff around my neck. I think animals are awesome, and i have a german shepard puppy, 4 horses, 5 chickens, a baby goat, and gold fish and No I dont live on a farm.I like going to football and basket ball games ,but I hate watching them on tv cause its boring unless its an Alabama in that case ROLL TIDE!!! I am outgoing,but boring, funny yet dull, cool, yet dorky, basically Im trying to say I dont fit into labels. Im a African American by birth, but people say I dont act like it. Well I have one thing to say to that. I am me and my name is James and last time i checked James is not a color.lol So yeah where was I oh yeah my best buds are William Crocker,Nick Dole,Christina Reed,Shannon Johnson,my new bud Caison, Anna Andrews and Christmas Noelle Odom, yes that is her real name lol even though these are my best buds i consider all my friends my best friends.So yeah Im really smart,but sometimes I am dumb as hell. I have 5 bros and sisses and I make six and I am the youngest,but Im not a baby, and im closer to my sisters Jacquise and Crystal and my 2 bros died but its okay we all hae 2 go sooner or later.I love Computers, Cameras and Commercials my favorite one is the Burger King commercial, and the hillshire farms and axe commercials lol bon chicka wawah haha. Hey maybe...I do wanna be a french frie lol and Head on apply I cant stand your commercial but your product is amazing.lol and all the identity theft commercials. I love Paris hilton, she is so hot!!! Haha I love to used big words like lackadaisical and ambivalent and get this I actually know what they mean. I used phrases like boxey and Kool Beans, and I dont Jared from the Subway commercials, I dislike mean people and I dont understand people who dont believe in God. I dont hate anyone and im nice to everyone. I know my paragraph is long, but you cant sum me up in just a few lines, and if thats you then that is just unfortunate. Anyway I frakin Love Blue it is awesome I like anything that is blue.I dont smoke or drink, I know some people are thinking wat the hell,but hey I dont need to kill brain cells to have fun...but the phrase if you cant beat them join is a load of crap. If you cant beat them improvise is what I say. I will be at a party with a beer in my hand acting like im drunk hahahaha Im dead serious.I pretty much like everyone and those i dont I still am nice to ,but yeah when I do get mean I am mean, and its pretty nasty. I love my family and my friends even though my family are some of my closest friends.I guess that is a classic corporate conondrum.Yeah I say that phrase alot to.lol I love getting myspace messages, but i like comments even more. I am probably no scratch I am the coolest person youll ever meet so if you click add, you'll be glad.haha i rhymed. We're the class you can't CONTROL. Drink a keg, smoke a bowl. Fuck the panties, buy a thong. party hard, all night long. Start some drama, smack a whore. Do some shots, hit the floor. Go and stay out real, real late. Hate the juniors, fuck 'o8 . Its our time to shine. We've got money, looks, and class. Mess with us, we'll kick your ass. These men are pimps these ladies are heaven. Bow down to the seniors of OH FUCKING SEVEN

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My Interests

Girls,Photography,Music, Games, Money, Cars, Clothes, Animals, Television and Fun

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Anything worth listening to. I don't discriminate.

Movies:

Friday, Saw, Look Who's Talking, Bring it on, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, and my favorite the Lion KIng.Im just a big kid

Television:

Boondocks, Spongebob, Rugrats, Simpsons, Mad TV, Degrassi, Beyound The Break, South of NoWhere, Wild'n Out, Real World Road Rules: Fresh Meat, So You Think You Can Dance, Living Single, Family Guy, War At Home, The Parkers, Sister Sister, Family Matters, Big Brother, and Solitaryalso the new show Two-A-Days

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham, A Lesson Before Dying, the Diary of Anne Frank, Any Goosebumps Book, The Monkeys Paw, and to think I saw it on Mulberry Street,Forged by Fire, Tears of a Tiger, Darkness Before Dawn, and the three books I wrote

Heroes:

God, My dad and My family and My friendsGOOD GUYSBAD ASSES

My Blog

A Public Apology

You know this week i got a huge wake up call and I decided that it is time that i get right with my Lord. I was reading the bible and i just started to think about my own fate and the Lords judgment u...
Posted by James-Craig on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:50:00 PST

ARE YOU A RACIST: TAKE THE QUIZ

DO YOU GET SCARED WHEN MEXICANS COME BEHIND YOU AT WALMART. IF YOUR A GIRL WOULD YOU BE HESITANT TO WALK PASS A GROUP OF BLACKS DO YOU THINK THE MAN IS WHITE DO YOU THINK JESUS IS WHITE WOULD YOU EVER...
Posted by James-Craig on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:53:00 PST

SEX QUESTION

OKAY IF YOU AND YOU GIRLFRIEND ARE HAVING PHYSICAL RELATIONS(AKA SEX), AND YOU ARE BOTH VIRIGNS, AND ITS UNPROTECTED, AND YOU BUST HER RED BUBBLE(AKA CHERRY) WHAT DO YOU DO??? DO YOU KEEP GOING AND JU...
Posted by James-Craig on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST

HOLY HYPOCRITES

You know i just find it so funny how the main people who preach about God and try to tell other people how to live their lives are the same ones who are doing the most damage. im tired of people leadi...
Posted by James-Craig on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

First Justin, now Cassie

Why am i losing the only people i can depend on my friends. Ilove them soooo much and they mean so much to me, and for them to be sooooo young i just dont get it. It makes me wonder who is next. I jus...
Posted by James-Craig on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST

Goofy weird things about me u prolly dnt know

I have a sister named Tongamika and JacquiseI once cut my leg on a can of open tuna cause i feel out gold high heel shoes and feel on it(my mom mad me wear them 2 get the groceries cause i couldnt fin...
Posted by James-Craig on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST

SEX TERMINOLOGY

Snowballing0- mean cumming into  person mouth and spitting it into the other persons mouthCircle jerk- when a group of guys jacoff and jack each other off in a cirlclerim job- when u lick the par...
Posted by James-Craig on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

Racism

I read some  write this so i thought u shud read it and ill tell u how i feel about it You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The...
Posted by James-Craig on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:35:00 PST

My SEX IQ

You have a sexual IQ of 112When it comes to sex, you are a super genius.  You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it.  You pride yourself on being a s...
Posted by James-Craig on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:00:00 PST

Sex Sounds / The Pastor

OK where im spending the night is with a pastor, ok hes a good friend and hes pretty cool, hes a big guy and hes  a pastor but he does things that in my opinin a pastor shouldnt do, like curse, d...
Posted by James-Craig on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST