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About Me

Im frickin hilarious. Ive got a good head about me and try not to let my obviously superior intellect and sense of humor get in the way of my relating to the "regular" folk. hahaha j..kI think my boyfriend is the smartest, hottest boy ever to walk this earth. so yeah. i guess uhh...thats why im marrying him and stuff. hes awesome.I like to leave weird rambling messages on my friends pages about celebrities, aliens (including vincent gallo!) and tom cruise.I develop bizarre and fleeting celebrity crushes.My boyfriend and I like to engage each other in days long games of Monopoly, Scrabble and Life (coming soon to the mcfadden..blaylock household is...TRIVIAL PURSUIT YAY!)I'm the reigning Tickle War..Slugbug champion.If you blog, chances are I will comment. And it will be longer than your blog. Ive got alot to say.I am full of useless and bizarre trivia. Full...of...it.I'm darker than I seem...or at least I like to think so.I'm not one to be trifled with. Ive got Jebus Rice behind me son.I rule.I have cats.And I rule. Oh..I know I said it before, but ummm...I have to say it twice to get the extent of my ruledom across.
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My Interests

I looove to read. I've been passing time on my lunch breaks reading Running with Scissors for the past 3 months or so. Im an avid fan of Truman Capote, David Sedaris, Thich Nhat Hahn, and HH the Dalai Lama. Ben and I are pretty big comic book fans, with one of our collected favorites being the Walking Dead. Yeah, we're zombie fans. I like horror movies, music, board games, video games...Im all over the place.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people from my past...well, not ALL people. Some people, well, lets just say...there's a reason they are from my past haha.Id like to meet of course HH Dalai Lama; Thich Nhat Hahn; David Sedaris; Jhonen Vasquez; Kevin Smith; Ben Affleck ( to beg on behalf of all mankind...no more movies); Matt Damon (just so I can say Matt Da-muhn to him a'la Team America bwah ha ha);Bianca and Masuimi oh and Vicky Blows (not YOU Pumpkeen) so I can rub it in Bens face that I like met her and stuff. Pretty much, if you pick up an issue of Bizarre...odds are Ill want to meet the girl on the front. Ray Caesar so I can see what hes like. Ryan Gosling for reasons I cannot divulge. Gwen Stefani so I can tie her to a chair and force her to listen to her own (solo) albums over and over again so she will understand in earnest what she is inflicting upon the general public. VIVA LA U.G.G.S.!!!

Music:

Patsy Cline..Louis Armstrong..Johnny Cash..Pulp..Man or Astroman..Pre-X&Y Coldplay..Bloc Party..The Streets..The Lady Sovereign I saw in concert, not the Lady S-O-V on disc..Belle and Sebastian..Thunderbirds are Now..My Morning Jacket..MXPX..OLD Morrissey(a'la the last of the famous international playboys)..The Distillers..Rancid..The Descendents..Hole (fuck off, okay? I love them)..The FIRST Cranberries album (makes me think of Amber)..My Chemical Romance (okay again, fuck off!)..Dick Dale..Toby Keith..Tim McGraw..My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult..Jeff Buckley..MUSE..The Faint..Gorillaz..Fiona Apple..Sufjan Stevens..Shane MacGowan..The Cure..Beethoven..Mozart..Goldfrapp....Explosions in the sky...Stars...Ill add more as I think of them. Im a fucking musical rainman. The Horrors - Count In Fives

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Movies:

The wedding singer. I still maintain that song he sings to her on the plane is the best love song EVER haha. The Shining. Secretary. My Immortal Beloved. American Beauty. Pans Labyrinth, though it absolutely broke my heart...it was awesome.

Television:

Pants off dance off Cold Case Files (not to be confused with Cold Case, which happens to suck big bawls) American Justice City Confidential Forensic Files The Investigators Carnivale (this is the best show EVER!!!) Deadwood (this is the second best show EVER!!) The Venture Brothers Aqua Teen Hunger Force (except the episode about dicks. i just sat there in disbelief when I saw that one. someone must have been fucking high as shit) Family Guy
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Books:

Anything by David Sedaris. That boy is a crazy cracker and always makes me laugh. Truman Capote is a favorite of mine. Ive read almost everything he's ever written. I highly recommend Memoirs of a Geisha..not the movie. The book. Also, anything by Thich Nhat Hahn or HH Dalai Lama. Aaaaaand...the Scrabble Dictionary. Enables me to challenge the Jedi's words and make sure Im spelling my own right haha.

Heroes:

My dad!Thich Nhat Hahn. Taught me that Im not going straight to hell for studying up on Buddhism.Rebma cos shes a fucking awesome girl and an awesomer mom.The Jedi cos hes like awesome and smart and stuff and I can only aspire to be as nice as him. I love him.I also think that people who aren't stark raving bonkers are pretty rad. I like normal. Normal is good.

My Blog

in honor of memorial day

I found this whilst cleaning the den yesterday....For heroism not involving conflict with an armed enemy in the republic of vietnam. specialist five mcfadden distinguished himself on 16 march 1971 whi...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

Who are YOU?

Im just wondering who it is thats reading my blogs. I posted one earlier and then literally 5 minutes later, I had 16 views on my blog. Who ARE you people? Of course, my blogs are public, so I dont ca...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

What? like a vomit is a bad thing?

Yesterday, I heard a song that made me a little sentimental about the start of my relationship with Ben. I remember distinctly, when the song came out, he was in Alaska. This was a dark, dark time as ...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:38:00 PST

Whats so cool about being a Jane?

I was on my way to lunch today when I heard a commercial for a new spa coming to town. Spa Jane. It apparently caters to a young, hip clientele and they are currently seeking qualified "janes" to fill...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

Nicotine is a hell of a drug...hulk smash!

I decided last weekend, after a dream that I cannot remember, that it would be a good idea to not smoke anymore. Anyhoo, in the oh, lets just call it a week, since Ive "quit", Ive noticed I have becom...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Engagement is fucking awesome!

Well, I sat down the other day to write a blog about my engagement and I wound up deleting it. Not that it sucked or anything b..c pshht, we ALL know anything I write is EVER short of genius (ah...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

Its official...the end of the world is nigh and celebrities are GROSSLY overpaid

This horribly ugly bag has been popping up all over the internet. It actually sold out. Its some Louis Vuitton commemorative bag. Not only do I find it appalling people actually w...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

Ahhhhh...the joy.

Memorial Day weekend is going to be jam packed full of actiony goodness. My bestest friend Amber is going to attempt to come down here with her hubby and adorable child. This is a momentous occassion ...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:22:00 PST

Mis Adventures in the Hobo Campground

Sooo, Im back from my trip to Denver. The whole trip was fucking awesome. Spent the first day in downtown Denver, met up with some people J Blay knew and roamed around oohing and aaahing like the tour...
Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST

Ahhhh....our President at work.

Posted by Ooooh, Im scary! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST