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Shorty

I guess that's just the way I like it....

About Me

I love to play in the rain, the snow, pretty much if it could be fun, I will do it. I need my friends, my family, and my pets. They make me get up in the mornings, much to my dismay!
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Genius Sailor.
Where You Lived: Austria.
How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life?
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Name: Jessica (Shorty) Clayson
Birthday: None, I was hatched!
Birthplace: Brooklyn Park or Center
Current Location: St. Paul
Eye Color: green, blue, or hazel. They change. :)
Hair Color: Red!!! well, naturally blonde...yuck.
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right!
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: slip resistant for work and then none! Rage against the shoes!
Your Weakness: Having fun/parties
Your Fears: screwing up/failure
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, green peppers, onions, and pinneapple. Yay Justine and me both love it!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out my life.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL and :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kill.......alarms........
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes, I guess.
Your Bedtime: None, I hate bedtime!
Your Most Missed Memory: Being young and hanging out with my grandma and grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: any caffeinated beverage is cool with me! :)
McDonalds or Burger King: White castle kicks all fast food a$$!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Um, usually vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: NO!!!!!!!
Do you Swear: Oh yeah. I make sailors blush! :)
Do you Sing: In my car and quietly at work sometimes.
Do you Shower Daily: LOL, no.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: If I had time and money I would totally go back to school!
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: No, not really.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: No.
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHA, not in the least! :P
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, more my mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: I've tried a lot of them, but I'm not patient enough.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, well besides alcohol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, but only to see movies.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, "Don't eat the whole damn bag!" LOL!!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I can't, but I have eaten at several sushi restaurants.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, actually, I sang Karaoke in Missouri. LOVE YOU JAEME!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: It has been a bit more than a month, but close.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, good weather for it though..... :P
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not anything that I didn't replace later, thanks for the beers Jeff! ;)
Ever been Drunk: Yep.
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my knowledge.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah. :(
Ever Shoplifted: Yep.
How do you want to Die: I want to be eaten by a shark or wild cat, drowning wouldn't be bad either.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: France
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My Interests

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My Blog

I’ve really done it now....

I've joined the ranks of the facebookers.  Don't worry my myspace friends, I'll still write to you!  I won't forget you!  You're still my number one, honest!  No facebook isn't pre...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Great halloween pics...

By a great photographer!  Check 'em out...if you dare! :)http://www.photosynthetique.com/blog/2008/11/3/halloween-2 008.html
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:01:00 GMT

I voted!

Well, I did it.  I made my voice or at least the cute little black mark of my opinion heard.  It came down to standing in that little privacy booth, gritting my teeth, wincing in agony...but...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:13:00 GMT

Double woot with awww on the side.

I saw Alkaline Trio on Monday for FREE!!!!!!!!  It was amazing, though I felt incredibly old.  I had to teach a girl what skanking was, but once she figured it out we were unstoppable! ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:04:00 GMT

wow...

I am just at the right kind of drunk and I hit play on itunes and tom waits plays the song I've been re-writing for months!  To top it all off, it started raining the moment I hit play....do you ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Woot and a more different woot!

So, not only do I get to see my favorite band in the world in their home town, which happens to be CHICAGO!  (It will be my first time in chicago as well)  But, I also just found out that Al...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:42:00 GMT

I love not Man the less, but Nature more.

There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is a rapture on the lonely shore, There is society, where none intrudes, By the deep Sea, and music in its roar; I love not Man the less, but Nature mo...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Dear Big Bad World

It's been good to see you, but I'll be happy when I'm home again.  Just when I didn't think I could take one more of your sad stories, you make me laugh until the soda almost comes out of my nose...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:00:00 GMT

A Robots Dream

The wires in my head tighten, the gears grind and slow.  My lights dim and I whir almost to a stop.  My mechanical self, soul and body, is running low on oil and gas.  It’s in des...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:56:00 GMT

Kevin Trudeau Must Die!

He is the biggest scam artist and liar!!!  DO NOT BUY HIS BOOKS!!!  You would think that I had learned my lessons by now, but I didn’t.  That S.O.B better never come to MN or ther...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:15:00 GMT