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tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR

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About Me


Add Long Island as a friend


Let see.. im a 22 year old gurl. i basically rule the world, and almost everyone knows me and i know almost everyone.. and if you dont know me you've prolly heard stories about me.. YEESSS haha!! First off i have to say i AM obsessed with Levittown!! (aka L-ToWn, LTIZZY, LeViTraSsHhH!!!) i love this place and i never wanna leave and i cant wait to grow up and raise my kids here. I love to go out and have a GREAT time. Drinking is my favorite hobby followed by eating in a close second. I have to say my favorite food is mexican and im OBSESSED with TACO BELL. Dancing is one of my favorite things to do in the whole world (especially on the bar!! haha oliva) my favorite kind of music is southern rap(yes the fukking DIRRTYY DIIRRTTYY and yes im obsessed with snap rap i think its the best invention EVER.) I'm a TOTAL gangsta at heart. i werk in a supermarket during the day in customer service and i have realized how many dumb people there are on this planet. Impatience is the WORST quality in people. I have a great talent for cursing under my breath. I cant do mental math to save my life. Im really outgoing and my personality is basically hyper happy and fun. Ill do anything if it's a good time. CHALLENGE!! i absolutely despise being bored. Im a fukkin Rambunctious mess when im drunk but i dont mind because life is more fun that way. I like to get people excited... and im really good at doing it. im normal people to the 8th power. "Ride the bus" is my favorite drinking game.. but asshole definately comes in a very close second! i know all the words to "BACK THAT ASS UP" and a whole bunch of other classic rap songs. i NEVER wanna grow up. People are obsessed with me! (and if they're not theyre just JEALOUS!! haha) im sexy as hell and can be ultra sweet and cute but im also a PsYcHo BiTcH so if you FuKK with me you will get hurt. i HATE stuck up/selfish people.. get over yourself. Im absolutely in love with love and i want to have five kids.. yes FIVE kids. Someday i want a gym in my house. i want to go back to school. i like to make up a "word of the week" and use it in a sentence at least once a day. i'm obsessed with anything final fantasy and i wish i had a gaming system so i could play it again. i hate being bored and im always lookin for new stuff to try. I'll try anything once. i love to take pictures and after i take a really good one you'll almost ALWAYS hear me say "thats SOO myspace!!" I have tattoos and peircings and i HATE when people judge me because of that. i'm deathly afraid or the dark heights and zombies. i believe that plastic surgery is a good idea if you have the money and it will help your self esteem, if you dont agree oh well guess you're perfect then arent you? i dont like narrow minded people and im always trying to get people to come out of their shells! I love meeting new people!! Id do anything in my power to help anyone out. I'm obsessed with my friends and i'd die for them. My boyfriend is the most absolutely amazing person on this planet and i dont know where or what i would be without him. (love you jonnie)
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My Interests

chillin with my friends, hanging out with my boy, drinking, gettin fukked up anyway possible, and being waaayyy too gangsta = P

I'd like to meet:

i'm really good at finding people on myspace, usually by just having nothing better to do and looking through basically everyones profiless haha YES I AM A STALKER. 99.9% of my friends on here i know in real life. please dont friend request me if i dont know you.. i DONT accept people who i dont know.. not even if you send me 1000 friend requests or messages. im not one of those big assholes that wants 494593784598045 "friends" ....

that being said anyone who knows me knows i LOVE lindsay lohan. i think she's just absolutely awesome so if i could meet anyone i would def meet her. i would die to party with her one night. i think that would be the best experience EVER! oh yea.. and harry potter lol : )

Music:


Movies:

american history X, fight club, the fast and the furious, 2fast 2furious, all the harry potters, momento, 28 days later.. i really love horror and suspense but i can really watch anything as long as my ADD doesnt kick in!! haha

Books:

all i have to say is HARRY fukkin POTTER

Heroes:

my brother STEVE-O. everyone loves him and he loves everyone.. hes so awesomely amazing and i look up to him sooo much. he inspires me to reach for things that i never would think of on my own. and that would be the word i could describe him as.. my inspiration (not to mention one of my best friends that i could ever wish for) i really miss him so much. if i could grow up to be one quarter as successful as he is right now in his young life, i couldnt dream of anything more. THE SKY IS THE LIMIT BRO!! love you always!!
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Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||| 13%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

For Neither Can Live While the Other Survives - why harry is not a horcrux!!!

For Neither Can Live While the Other SurvivesAn original editorial by RedSparks"For neither can live while the other survives."For the last two years, we have all been contemplating the meaning of the...
Posted by tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

CHAAAAAAAAARRRLIEEEE!!!!!!!!! yea.. you HAVE to see this!!

okay so for those who know me this is the thing that i have been talking about nonstop!!  DEFINATELY check this out and watch till the end even if you're tempted not to!! you WILL love it!http://...
Posted by tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:08:00 PST

so bored

oh my god im so bored. i think ive been on myspace for like two hours lol. i guess you can run out of things to do on here i didnt think it was possible!! i definately need to buy a new digital camera...
Posted by tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

yooo

i give up
Posted by tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everyone sucks ESPECIALLY YOU

im just in a horrible mood everyone gets to go to the beach and im on my way to werk... fukk ya'll... ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUU and then i get to take a vacation i dont even want for no reason and no one w...
Posted by tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WOOOHOOO!! 69!!!

OKay i jsut would like to state that I HAVE 69 FUKKIN FRIENDS!! yeeaa i dooo.. im actually considering not adding anyone else hahaha... SIXTYFUKKINGNINE!!!!!!!!!!!! = ) that will be all
Posted by tHe iLLeSt CooCHiE eVeR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST