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Don

Everybody loves a hukilau!

About Me

The paintball industry is a cruel and shallow money-trench. A long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. HST (paraphrased)

My Interests

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them. HST

I'd like to meet:

I had a soft spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth, and also because his wife gave the best head in Hollywood. HST

Music:

I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed. HST

Movies:

It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season. HST

Television:

Tiny hurts people. When he loses his temper he goes completely out of control and his huge body becomes a lethal weapon. It is difficult to see what role he might play in the Great Society. HST

Books:

You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning... And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply PREVAIL. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave... So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. HST

Heroes:

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die. Who knows? If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix — a clean well lighted place full of sunshine and bromides and fast cars where almost everybody seems vaguely happy, except those who know in their hearts what is missing... And being driven slowly and quietly into the kind of terminal craziness that comes with finally understanding that the one thing you want is not there. Missing. Back-ordered. No tengo. Vaya con dios. Grow up! Small is better. Take what you can get... HST

My Blog

I shoot noobs.

I played in a scenario paintball game this weekend. It's a big paintball event (this one had over 420 players) with a story and missions and props and two armies battling it out. Then, when the game...
Posted by Don on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:31:00 PST

Why I will vote for Mr. T in 2008

Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was thefirst and only one to do so. However, he barely survived.Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his...
Posted by Don on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:55:00 PST

Catharsis

http://media.putfile.com/OlbermannSwings Visit it if you want to hear someone finally lay out the truth about this administration.  It made me feel all warm inside to finally hear someone else sa...
Posted by Don on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:16:00 PST

On a laugh cycle

Fry: So, where's the bathroom? Bender: Bath-what? Fry: Bathroom. Bender: What-room? Fry: Bathroom. Bender: What-What?
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yellow Submarine is on Revolver

Cereal Killerz got some huge write ups in Facefull and APG. Go check 'em out. If you want, I'll sign 'em for you next time you see me. Who wants to sponsor my paintball team? We can afford the e...
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

7th ain't half bad... for a beginner!

So, my first tournament is in the bag, and the team was ranked 7th out of 20 teams. We made 'em wear it! If one game had gone as a win instead of negative points, we would've made the finals. One g...
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First Tournament

So I'm playing in my first ever tournament on Saturday, March 12th. Nervous and excited. I think we've got a strong group of players, and I think we'll do well. I just wish I could find a ride for ...
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good times...

I just thought I'd blitz all of my friends with quotes from "The Big Lebowski." Best. Movie. Ever.
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sick sucks

I have strep throat. I get this alot, but it'd been a couple of years since the last time. This sucks. I'm a straight male, but even I take swallowing for granted sometimes. (ya see what I did the...
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dog is my co-pilot.

Ok, so I suck at subject lines. Here's some of the good stuff happening right now.My wife got back from a conference with Ana's teacher, and we were told that Ana's reading and math skills are at grad...
Posted by Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST