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About Me

Hey, My name's Eric and I live in Saugus, Mass. I go to Umass Lowell and I love to listen to music (I can listen to anything, but, metal is my favorite). I like to watch tv mostly the shows on cartoon network's Adult swim. I like to watch movies, play video games (first person shooters are my favorite) I play guitar but I am not very good at it because I don't practice as often as I should. I don't know what else to say, if you have a question ask me, you can im me on AIM at ------------------eric906.
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My Interests

Music( mostly metal), Movies(Any genre), TV(animated and real life comedy), hangin out with my friends, paintball, plinking, and other random stuff

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

Machine Head, Old Metallica(Pre- Load), Slayer, At the Gates, Acid bath, Pantera, Anthrax, Fear Factory, Killswitch Engage, Sepultura, Tool, Soilwork, Children of Bodem, Devil Driver, Death,Demons & wizards,Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Iced Earth, old Korn (pre- issues), Deftones, Taproot, In Flames,Meshuggah, Opeth, Nightwish, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl jam, Silverchair, the Beatles, Eminem, D12, some Pittbull, old Insasne Clown Posse, oldschool N.W.A and Lil' Jon

Movies:

The Die hard Trilogy( Best action movies ever), Speed, Goodfellas, Casino, Fight club, Joe dirt, Dumb and Dumber, The cable guy, Ace ventura pet detective and when nature calls, Waynes world, Gladiator, Half baked, The Goonies, Orgazmo, Baseketball, There's something about mary, Meet the parents, Super troopers, Anchorman, Old school, Pulp fiction, Donnie darko, Grosse point blanke, Very bad things, A night at the roxbury and Friday to name a few.

Television:

Futurama, Family guy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers with candy, Reno 911, curb your enthusiasm, Aquateen Hunger force, Sealab 2021, Drawn together, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Just shoot me, The surreal life, Dilbert, The shield, 24, lost, Rescue me, Thats my bush!

Heroes:

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My Blog

My friend Mongo (kind of like my dog skip only he's retarded)

It is that time again........you know........no, I don't mean that it is time for a colonic, wow talk about sick twisted minds! Anyway, kids it is time to tell you all yet another tale from the good ...
Posted by E-Roc on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:01:00 PST

Monsters and the like

Vampires are jerks. Think about it, how many times have we all been duped into donating blood to benefit those in need? Of course, these donations were at least done with our consent. Vampires on t...
Posted by E-Roc on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

Billy the bear

Gather 'round kids and I'll tell you a story. Today I will tell you about the time that Billy "the bear" (no seriously he was a real bear, not one of those stupid nicknames for a guy that has bearlike...
Posted by E-Roc on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:21:00 PST

The Gatorade Conspiracy

Gatorade conspiracy
Posted by E-Roc on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:45:00 PST

Hoboken Token

Bob is a hobo that I encountered today. He is 62 years old and he lives by the river. His tattered flannel jacket, a dingy white shirt , a pair of filthy ripped jeans and well worn boots are his onl...
Posted by E-Roc on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:50:00 PST

Arizona

Ladies and Gentlemen. I regret to inform you that I may or may not have been abducted by aliens and that I may or may not be currently residing in a small wooden shack somewhere in the arizona desert...
Posted by E-Roc on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:39:00 PST

Hulk Hogan

Here comes another one for ya, this time I believe I will tell you all about the time I fought Hulk Hogan(well, now that I think of it; he wasn't actually the hulk it was Macho Man Randy Savage. ...
Posted by E-Roc on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 08:41:00 PST

Believe It Or Not!, this stuff is crazy

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. ...
Posted by E-Roc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST