My name in short is Raf, I think that this is a little about me. But in general, I guess im the overall imature kid at the back of class. I guess that aint a good thing, so ill top it off with I am also a geek. wow, thats lookin pretty bad, so ill just try to make that look a little better...its hard...I guess i can say im the tipical "guy", that is, I like the same 5 things: (not in order) money, sports, cars/technology, music, food and women.
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I for once, re read this stupid shit, n noticed that it aint reli wut sumone wud say bout themsevs, unles dey were emos. So, since i aint an emo, nor retarded, which is praticaly da same thin, im addind on to that shit up there with some top notch commmon knowledge facts. These r listed below, in no particular order, just as they come to back to me...
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1. I just forgot it.
2. Oh yeh i remembered: IB sucks nuts...dont take it...
3. Vespa brakes are actually not even powerful enuf to hold the weight of a man
4. If you put somethin in a drunk mans pocket, he wont notice, and also wont notice thats he throught at a sleepin woman.
5. If you pull away a tble from which someone is sleepin in, depending on how much they had to drink, and how late it is at night, not only will they not wake up, but they also wont move, they will just float....
7. I missed the number three on this list.
6. I fooled u, u just went to check, but its there, the mistake is in number 6.
8. Aperantly numeber 6 comes after 7 just like 2 comes after 3
9. Its amaizing how long it takes ppl to give you ice, if u dont mention someone is hurt.
10. Its also amaizing how much ice ppl give you anyways.
11. You can still feel you feet after you have been zapped car voltage thru u.
12. Always take about 15 to 20 meters (about 50-60 feet)distance from a firework rocket before it flies.
14. Never look into a shooting wand after lit.
15. Always let go of fire crackers before they explode. Notice the word: BEFORE
16. When shittin in the woods, or also in some case pissing, make sure that the pants at ur ankles are not in the path of the falling mass.
17. If in the middle of town, one is to scream: POTATOES, they are either hungry, or making fun of someone who looks like Samuel Baggins from Lord of the Rings
18. Poo Flakes
19. Fires are illegal in Cyprus.
20. Acient people did not keep daggers under their anvils.
21. This list could have no end.
22. Never mention to anyone you sleep with a tedy, MJ said that, and look at what they are accusing of him now.
23. I was thinkin that the number 13 is unlucky, so it aint in this list.
13. It now is on the list. hehe fooled you
24. You can get a life size poster of a woman into a club, but make sure she looks 18
25. Paper Recycling collectors will not go on the roof of your house to pick up the garbage.
26. Paper will catch fire even without a flame...woops
27. I cant b bothered to write more, im bored.
I really think thats more than enough about me...:)Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com
