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Raising your mentally "handicapped" child - Parts IV-V
http://www.cracked.com/article_14837_p2.htmlPart IV: Personality"Temperment"The mentally challenged are emotionally unstable and utterly helpless. They do not respond well to slaps in the face, runnin...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:23:00 GMT
Raising your mentally "handicapped" child - Parts I-III
http://www.cracked.com/article_14837_raising-your-mentally-r
etarded-child.htmlPart I: Letting it Sink In"Why us?"Your slow-witted, funny-looking child is seven years old and, despite the savage beatin...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:17:00 GMT
You are "Here."
Where is Here? "Here" is the place at which one is located, wherever that happens to be. How broad "place" is to be taken depends on the context, likewise as does "here." For exampl...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:22:00 GMT
Fight Club, The Return of Hobbes - Parts VI and VII
Originally written by Galvin P. ChowPart VI Calvin --"I am Jack's lost youth."Although the personality differences between Calvin in the comic strip and Calvin in the movie are pretty l...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 22:34:00 GMT
Fight Club, Return of Hobbes Parts IV and V
Originally written by Galvin P. ChowPart IV - Moe Develops Karmic Bitch-TitsRobert "Moe" Paulson, Calvin's grade-school bully, becomes a six-time weight-lifting champ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 22:29:00 GMT
Fight Club, The Return of Hobbes - Part III: G.R.O.S.S. -- Precursor of Fight Club
Originally written by Galvin P. ChowWhen you boil it down, the Fight Club that Jack and Tyler start is really just an odd sort of boys' clubno ovaries allowedwhere men ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 22:25:00 GMT
Fight Club, The Return of Hobbes - Part II; Marla Singer -- Avatar of Susie Derkins?
Originally written by Galvin P. Chow Somewhere between the end of high school and beginning of college, uptight, grade-obsessed Susie Derkins lost her way. The pressure t...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 22:20:00 GMT
Fight Club - The Return of Hobbes; Part I The Hobbes-Tyler Connection
Hobbes is reborn as Tyler to save "Jack," a grown-up Calvin from the slough of un-comic despairOriginally written by Galvin P. ChowPicture this: a hyper, self-absorbed child initially concocts an ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 19:21:00 GMT
Ghost Hunting Notes, Freemason's Lodge Cemetery
Ghost Hunting Notes:Freemason's Lodge, Old Concord, TN (Knoxville)These are the notes I made after thorough examination of digital audio taken when me and my friend Chris went to the Freemason's Lodge...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:12:00 GMT
Happy Nuclear Appreciation Day
That is right ladies and gentlemen! Today is 6 August 2006, and you know what that means! It's the sixty-first anniversary of when the U.S. nuked the absolute shit out of Japan! In honor of these amaz...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 00:57:00 GMT