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Simon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm an easy-going, basically fun guy, sometimes a good guy...sometimes naughty. Rather independent (but looking for someone to be inter-dependent with). I'm easy to feel comfortable around. Warm-hearted, a little-bit hip, a little bit geeky, and given enough alcohol (and encouragement) I'll dance and/or make really cool animal noises. I'll go to a really dull show or event with you and pretend to like it. I can keep my composure in sticky situations (comes in handy when trying to get out of the occasional traffic ticket or explaining to my boss why she ran into you at the movies on a day you called in 'sick'). I tend to remember numerous, seemingly insignificant details about the people I meet. I'm rather feminist (NOT terribly feminine) and truly know that 'cool' women are great treasures. I'm REALLY good at parallel parking. My chest is rather hairy, if that grosses you out I'm open to creative ways to eliminate it. I can disagree without being pissed. I occasionally curse like a sailor but never around little kids or old ladies. I can make you laugh so hard that stuff may come out of your nose. And hey, I can cook too. And some say I tend to ramble.....

My Interests

People, Community (in all it's forms).

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is amusing, open, experimental, and can get excited about cute, furry animals.Someone who dances. A partner in crime. Someone who can, if I park too close to the car next to me, just squeeze right out.I use the word 'cool' WAY too much and am looking for someone who can help break me of the habit.Over-ambitious and/or materialistic types need not apply.Basically I'm looking for someone creative,intelligent, kind, caring, fun AND funny. Someone cool to be around and who thinks I'm cool too.Oh... tattoos and piercings are cool too, although I don't have any... yet.

Music:

Nina Simone, P-Funk, Al Green, Radiohead, George Clinton, Beastie Boys, Miles Davis, NIN, Anything REALLY Funky...

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Harold and Maude, Murder by Death, Raising Arizona, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Dances with Wolves

Television:

Simpson's, Forensic Shows, Sopranos, Family Guy, Project Runway, Powerpuff Girls, Top Chef

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, Love's Executioner, David Sedaris

My Blog

I'm Back.

Well, its been awhile since Ive updated. Lets see. Since I was here last, I found a new job that I think Im going to like, although Im not completely sure yet. Im working as a therapist at a com...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST

My Recent Life

So, on Sunday I went to a party at papawheelie and bombshellbetty's place. It was a great party, but it was kind of sad at the same time, because it was also a sort of going-away party for RoseMarie. ...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST