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CHRIST

bitsofbrokenlove

About Me


i look really funny when i eat string cheese. i think it's the coolest thing ever that marilyn manson is dating evan rachel wood. i like it when complete strangers bless me when i sneeze. i am on my third cycle of photo wall and this one is my favorite. macs are better than pc's. i don't like it when people spell things wrong...and i REALLY don't like it when people spell things really wrong. i am a member of the grammar police and the worst offense is saying "good" when you should say "well." fortunately at least one person benefits from my policing efforts. i like your mom jokes. everything turns into one in my head, whether i say it or not, and frankly it's getting out of hand. but then, your mom is really getting out of hand. grandma's boy is still my favorite movie in terms of referencing ability. i am crazily obsessed with harry potter (each of my books is plastered in notes) and i am crazily obsessed with lost. not to mention being crazily obsessed with nick twisp and his diaries. when i'm not typing something important i never capitalize things except for emphasis. but i love all caps. i like it when people call me christ. my cat's name is little dude and he is equally the biggest pain in the ass and the cutest cat in the world. i'm a goon. like i'm a huge goon. i do lots of really weird things. the winter is bumming me out. i am literally counting down the days to summer. i really like watching tv even though i know it's ridiculous. i used to have a webpage called twinklefairy2000. unfortunately it's not there anymore so you can't look at it and laugh. i never get embarassed - gooning out in any situation always relieves me from that. making people happy is my favorite thing in the world to do. i am in love with someone who is my penguin and my best friend, and it's pretty sweet to have both. i am currently in the middle of nine books. i either despise drawing or i love it. i am a user on probably a hundred different websites and my screen name is always smaashthemac and my password is always...the same. i have a lot of things...and a lot of clothes. i eat a lot. i want a purple bike with lime green rims and handlebars, white spokes and a white chain. i am currently enthralled by emily jane white. i am hungry...i am always hungry.
[ aim // smaash the mac . ]
antishift.
livejournal.

My Interests


KABLAMMO.

i like long walks on the beach and long kisses on the face. i like to drive and listen to music and have my thoughts to myself, even if i have no destination. i smile a lot. i'm happy a lot. i eat a lot, i sleep a lot, i read a lot. i don't talk much, unless it's to myself or someone who seems like they might get me. im a big fat walking mystery. except i'm not fat. but did i say i eat a lot?

NOT KABLAMMO.

i hate fake, closeminded, boring, unfunny, pessimistic. i hate war, bush, and not your mom. i hate it when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is, and you're bound to be fired because that's your job. similarly, i hate it when you're fucking ashley's mom and you forget who's mom it is, and you're bound to be fired because that's your other job.

MY LIFE PLAN.

I'd like to meet:

i just want someone to talk to about everything. i want to have a conversation. not like "hey, what's up"...i need to have a conversation where newton's laws couldn't hold a candle to the gravity they would hold. i want to log every emotion capable in the human existence - plus some - and call it a dialogue.

if you: can discuss harry potter for eternity, explore nature, act like a child, do absolutely ridiculous things, are an avid book reader (and better yet, have proper etiquette when it comes to book nights), can tell me about brilliant bands i've never heard of, laugh so hard that you cry/can't breathe, love movies, can quote grandma's boy, are optimistic, can share stories or dreams of travel, are unique or beautiful or ugly, or any combination of these things: we should be friends.

i tend to gravitate towards unique, mature people with a sense of humor and a sense of life. if you are a pessimist i doubt i'll like you. i adore people that make me feel completely comfortable and have something to say, or will still enjoy me even when i don't. i am a hopeless romantic. i'm just hard to figure out. i'm a big mystery and i've finally found someone who can solve me. i love him.

Leo's Song from impactist on Vimeo

i don't accept most bands unless they are absolutely wonderful or i know them personally. if you are a band and you add me, i will listen to you, but unless you blow my mind, you're out of luck.

AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO ADD ME,
PLEASE MESSAGE ME FIRST.

it's really not all that difficult.

these people are gnarly:

what do you think?

friends. // comments.

Music:


CURRENTLY: the dandy warhols iron and wine the specials creedance clearwater anticon peanut butter wolf madlib finntroll belle & sebastian the inkwell rhythm makers tom waits m. ward pop levi harum scarum 3 inches of blood emily jane white defiance, ohio paris combo tunes from the library s club 7

Movies:

CURRENTLY: grandma's boy superbad mary poppins sweeney todd harry potter 1-5 grindhouse down with love

Television:

LOST.

Books:

CURRENTLY: youth in revolt revolting youth youth in exile harry potter 1-7 cat's cradle cunt

Heroes:



i've waited all my lifetime for a moment like today Our love is really real and really here to stay And now I know what's happening to start anew I've been living lately just because of you People on the sidewalks of the city pass me by They don't know how high we fly Now I know I've found, summer all around It fills the sounds of smiling from the heavens to the ground Takes a long time to be free, I want you there with me Don't wanna live my life away without you That kind of living now just won't do There's been too much wasted time feeling blue In the morning when you rise that sparkle in your eyes Reminds me that I'm living just for you i love you sweetheart

My Blog

HEY

http://smaashthemac.livejournal.com/
Posted by CHRIST on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:09:00 PST

the bees knees.

as i was driving home from work today, the sun hit my windshield and created a glare so intense that i couldn't see the road, i couldn't see the sky, i couldn't see anything in front of me but br...
Posted by CHRIST on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST