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Evan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

i'm a male human being YOB-"Quantum Mystic" Soundgarden-"Room a Thousand Years Wide" Soundgarden-"Gun"

My Interests

thinking of good, original sayings.....and then forgetting them before i can tell them to someone, getting my face cropped out of pictures, cursing, player hating, verbally "smashing" people at work(see player hating), doing push ups and letting the sweat glisten all ova my baudy, writing curse word and epithet-laden captions in Batman coloring books and letting my sister color them, oh and this below 2000 NFC Divisional Playoff(Greatest call in sports history)"Hakim Drops the Ball!"

I'd like to meet:



David the Gnome, Lieutenant Fuckin Dan, Dave Fuckin Mustaine, the New Orleans Fuckin Saints, Jim Fuckin Henderson, David Fuckin Caruso, the word Fuck if it were a person, and anyone else who is worthy of having the middle name "Fuckin" or "Fucking", depending on where you're from. F-ing is also acceptable, as in "alec baldwin, major f-ing star"

Music:

SOUNDGARDEN, the beatles, brand new, bauhaus, MELVINS, leadbelly, 13th floor elevators,BAD BRAINS, lesbian, PIXIES, the doors,SCRATCH ACID, eyehategod,neko case, mastodon, NIRVANA, deadbird, CCR, led zeppelin, MEGADETH, the black angels, YOB, MIDDIAN,converge,WHITE STRIPES, death, KYLESA, black sabbath, RWAKE, collapsar, ICEPICK REVIVAL, husker du, BLACK COBRA, akimbo, NEUROSIS, dinosaur jr., TORCHE, BIG BUSINESS, pantera, om, stinking lizaveta, faith no more, fantomas,BOTCH, jeff buckley,HIGH ON FIRE, big audio dynamite, RADIOHEAD, hooves, THE DEVIL AND THE SEA, rustler ,KING DIAMOND & MERCYFUL FATE, big black, old metallica(anything before the black album) local and underground metal

Movies:

those little gi joe movies on youtube and anything with arnold schwarzenegger, really. except that young hercules in new york movie. Fuck that movie Movies that suck: the marine. Arnoldjohn cena

Television:

i don't fuckin know, but i sure watch a lot of it, and i DO talk back to it, so.........there! come to think of it, Doug and Rocko's Modern Life used to be the shit

Books:

colorin' books, duh!

Heroes:

"The Incomparable Dome Patrol"-the greatest linebacking corps in the history of the NFL, Brian Milne, Deuce McAllister, Great musical visionaries, John Matrix

My Blog

the cryptic language of pipe dreams

 the transfixing fluxuationof an insignificant ribbonas it whips around in the quixotic wind,reminds me of back and forth flirtationwhen the masquerades of attention ensuewith the subtlety o...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:17:00 PST

attrition

the membrane is breeched out comes the snake's head    a baby writhes into the world a world that is hungry and ruthless and lonely3 out of 5 are slithering dead     ...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST