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Deli Man

Once you go brown, you won't turn around

About Me

I'm Richard, but you're more than welcome to call me dick. I actually happen to like dick--a LOT! Nuts too. Cashews are my absolute fave, but squirrel nuts come in a close second. When I'm not busy being cool/awesome, I'm usually watching That's So Raven, Scrubs, or playing Dance Dance Revolution (dance off anyone?). And when I'm not busy doing THOSE things, I can usually be found at the local buffet stuffing my face. Chinese food is my favorite! I love talking to freaks and kinks--they're the best! The biggest freak I know is my best friend, Vanessa. Her breast is the one I'm grabbing in my profile picture, and no, I'm not of the straight persuasion. Anyways, IM me sometime on AIM at cardoman88.

My Interests


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This makes me a dork, but I'm a huge fan of DDR, Dance Dance Revolution. And dancing (but not to DDR lol). And I love to party (any way you want) and listen to music and just have a good ol time.

I'd like to meet:

first answer would be you. now who is it that YOU want to meet? my cousin lianamar of course! actually shes not really my cousin, but we say we are because my dad knew this guy who met this other woman and then they...oh never mind, but we are cousins and thats all that matters and she is in miami right now enjoying the hot weather while im here...in hell aka da-font enjoying arctic winds and freezing cold! but every time we get together, we always play monopoly and then after that, we get down to some serious salad tossing! im talkin hours and hours. by the end of the night im just so exhausted, but at least i usually have enough tossed salad to last me till her next visit.

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Music:

ATB, Paul Oakenfold, Trina (the baddest bitch), Missy Elliott, Britney Spears, Bjork, Sneakerpimps, Iio, Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Aqua, Black Eyed Peas, Daddy Yankee, Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Destiny's Child, Ricky Martin, Ciara, Coldplay, Crystal Waters, Daft Punk, Tatu, TLC, TV On the Radio, Usher

Movies:

I'm probably the only one, but I actually loved all three Matrix movies, the first Neverending Story is like my favorite movie ever, and I like Memoirs of a Geisha, Erin Brockovich, Brokeback Mountain, Saw I and II, Animatrix, Queen of the Damned, the Little Mermaid, Kill Bill Volume I

Television:

That's So Raven (the best show EVER), Charmed, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, Hannah Montana, What Not to Wear, How Do I Look, Desperate Housewives, PROJECT RUNWAY!!!!

Books:

The Last Vampire series, Memoirs of a Geisha, all the Harry Potter Books (can't wait for the last one!)

Heroes:


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My Blog

Phrases I will continue to use

I will continue to use words or phrases like Brangelina, ask your doctor, gone/went missing, we're pregnant, and awesome against the wishes of Lake Superior State University and their list of banned w...
Posted by Deli Man on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

Left Handed Revolt

I must say I love being left handed, but living in a right handed world is no easy task!  Sitting in uncomfortable desks where right handed people can be comfortable, being laughed at for making ...
Posted by Deli Man on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

I'm Me Again

well i dyed my hair back to black. its strange, i look in the mirror and i see me again, not some dude with sweet red hair.well, now that im me again, let me put down my beer and pick up a book so i c...
Posted by Deli Man on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

About Me Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:RichardBirthday:May 11, 1988Birthplace:Rio Piedras, Puerto RicoCurrent Location:C-fontEye Color:dark brownHair Color:blackHeight:5'10Right Handed or Left Handed...
Posted by Deli Man on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

My Nipple

my nipple is finally starting to heal well! after almost three months, theres finally no bumps or pus! lol quite possible tmi but who cares, its my blogin desperate need of a haircut that ill get on t...
Posted by Deli Man on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

H&M Proud

Number one, I have to say I'm totally H&M proud H♥M!!! And also here's my school schedule:Monday     Spanish: 2:30-3:45     Math: 4:30-5:45Tuesday&n...
Posted by Deli Man on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

Facebook Me

hey i finally got a facebook so facebook me! (just search my name dude, try richard franco)
Posted by Deli Man on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

I GOT MY NIPPLE PIERCED!!!

so oc maryland for senior week was the BEST week of my life and i got my right nipple pierced and let me tell you ive never felt pain like that before
Posted by Deli Man on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:26:00 PST

realization: this is not about me its about you

when i realized how ugly you were on the inside all of a sudden you became butt ass ugly outside too
Posted by Deli Man on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:33:00 PST

know me

so pretty much now im not just that kid who got hypnotized im now also that kid who passed out
Posted by Deli Man on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:01:00 PST