I am your Singing Telegram, BANG!

About Me

I'm Matt Gawloski. I have a fear of llamas, elevators, avalanches and quicksand, especially if they are all in the same place at once, but in that case I would have to be on drugs, which I don't do, I'm pretty clean cut.I do improvisation comedy and sketch writing comedy, that is pretty much my life. I am in an improvisation group called Just The Funny (www.justthefunny.com) and I am filming sketches over the summer in a group known as 'The Future Trophy Wifes' because I have enormous breasts of course.I have been told I am 'too much of a nice guy' and that I am 'unique', the word 'stud' doesn't define me.I live in New Jersey and Miami, over the course of a year, I wish the other place I could be was Great Britian, So I could say 'wanker' and sound cool.

My Interests

Improvisation Comedy www.justthefunny.com --- my group in Miami Sketch Comedy AND.... Playing the air-harp

I'd like to meet:

A clone of myself to see who would say "What the hell are you talking about?" first

Television:

But Venture Brothers Is the Best. Ever.

Books:

I like to read, yes. Steven King, Dean Koontz, David Morrel, Christopher Moore, James Patterson, Chuck Palihuink etc. As far as...'The Secret' goes...yeah...no.

Heroes:

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My Blog

"I want that ready for the kings birthday party!" JAN/16/07

-This blog is going to be like an 'easter egg' blog. Those special things that you can find hard enough if you look for it in a DVD. Or maybe the easter egg was in the woodchipper in the shed, but you...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

"A Good Read Says Matt Gawloski Times"-- Jan/8/2007 BLOG

- Even though I believe 2007 is just the last digit moving up, it still is a year, still is 384 days, still 'counts' as being a brand new year. Even though why people pack Times Square to celebrate th...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

My New Years Blog. I know, exciting, eh?

- 2007. Basically all I see is a 6 go to a 7, yet I did drink for the first time in like 6 months or longer right at 12 AM, on New Years..when I say drank, I mean beer..cause If I went 6 months withou...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

Matt Gawloski Done His Blog's???-read here-

Is The Bloggin Cloggin? by Cheezy Title NewsReporterPrinceton, New Jersey- Matt Gawloski has schuduled a PRESS CONFERENCE next week regarding the rumors swirling around about him en...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST

'Galowski Royale' November/12/2006 (weekly thing of a jig)

- You know you can like IM over MySpace? Well, I found out today you can. I'm someone who doesnt catch on to things for like a while. For instance, I can drive down the same road for like three years,...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST

"Most Intresting Thing Matt Gawloski Ever Written" NOV/4/2006

- Hands spread upon the keys, he was deciding what to type about. He wasn't sure, his mind was blank, was like the front desk in his mind was a really unhelpful person at a DMV in the 'um, stand in th...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:11:00 PST

'Welcome Back...you" OCT/26/06

- He sat in his leather chair and mounted his feet on his desk. He swirled around one. Dizziness. He wondered how astronauts could take those spinning bombardment traps they have to be in for training...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

"...........Kay........" OCT/20/06

- "DAMN GIRL LET ME HIT DAT"....those exact words, was a comment I read under a girls picture by some preppy white kid with his hat on sideways. Now, I stared at these words for a while, just trying t...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

(subject line not found) (weekly blog) Sep/9/2006

- A new season of Laguna Beach is coming, which is just another reason for me to pretend that my TV is a deer and for me to pretend I am a red neck deer hunter, meaning I will shoot my TV with a shotg...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST

"I'm a slacker computer hacker werewolftracker"! AUG/25/06 blog

- First off, I love my subject line. 'I'm a slacker, computer, hacker, werewolf tracker" I was going to just go with "I'm a slacker" due to me not posting one of these enigmas in a while, but then I r...
Posted by I am your Singing Telegram, BANG! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST