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~Ms. Scarlett~

I FLING POO...& thongs...

About Me

Word to the wise: I like meeting new interesting people...but really...if I’ve never seen you in real life or have confirmed your sanity prior to meeting on myspace...stay away. Don’t add me, cuz I wont add you, don't befriend me cuz I’ll just delete you. So save me the time confirming you're just another lonely nut looking for a friend and I’ll save you the agony of being rejected. It's not mean, it's just life, and yes my lonely non-friend, life is cruel sometimes.
and now, a few words from our sponsors...
At the end of the day, the week, the month, the year...at the end of life...all I can be is me...and that's that...love me or hate me...kiss me or leave me...your loss or your gain...deal or no deal...the choice is yours and so are the consequences...choose carefully...tread with caution…jump in head first…live life as an adventure…for the path to love can be a treacherous path to the loss of innocence...or is it an immaculate road to ecstasy?...and hate can be seductive and the gateway to destruction...and what of apathy? that is the end of both you and me...wisdom tis the key…speak thy mind...behold the power of truth...do not underrate the strength in words...never bow down to the world…rather take a curtsy before the universe…and never ever underestimate the power of ME… now what sayeth thou...?

My Interests

I've got interests...somewhere....

but if I must, and in no particular order:

politics, food, eating food, history, climbing, ice cream, Iran, bull shitting and shitting of the bulls, reading, hiking, sweets, eating sweets, being sweet, sharing sweets, traveling, plotting, swimming, monkeys, running, meeting random strangers, meeting random strangers in even stranger places, drawing, boxing, contemplating, karate, dancing, world domination, culture, sipping coffee while people watching, boarding, finding new and fascinating crazy shit to occupy my time...

flinging poo...

flinging thongs with the blue-eyed monkey...

and some other stuff that I can't seem to think of...

oh yeah, and these lil Dots
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they're perfect for any part of a sentence, or if you don't even want to make a whole sentence
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or when you don't have anything to say to even make part of a sentence ..............................

I'd like to meet:

A toast...to us...for the men who have us, the losers who had us, and the lucky bastards who will meet us!!

God...i wonder if she really does have a sick sense of humor, and when i die...will i find her laughing?

...my past...my future...

the blue eyed monkey that keeps stalking me...

and anyone else willing to share a laugh or two in my warped lil world...

Music:

I like it...i listen to it...i dance to it...i drive to it...sometimes i even fling poo to it...the blue eyed monkey and i fling thongs to it....

Movies:

I watch em...

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

Television:

rarely...

Books:

I can read!

Heroes:

My daddy...google...Shirin Ebadi...Fidel y Che...Ben & Jerry...DMoore...and many many more... :o)

My Blog

a po-em

Kitty By Sara Shokravi I love my new kitty But my kitty is needy He needs me to adore him in waking hours He tells me to love and pet him And cares not one bit that it's 1 am Nibbles on me as the c...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:02:00 PST

Bumper cars with an 18 wheeler...highly overrated...

Driving down 81S&the full moon and the stars above us&a couple of serious conversations, a bit of karaoke, nonstop laughter at nothing at all,  a billion songs and 4 hours later&well&needless to ...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

A Sorta Fairytale...

As she made her way home, she could only think of the rumbling in her stomach, the subsiding headache that had persisted all day, and the stinging in her tired eyes, all encompassing the frustration o...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

Colorado and back in one day...

Round trip flight to Denver, Co&.$150 Getting your board waxed and prepping for the oddest trip ever&.$21 Overnight parking at the airport divided by two&.$9 Convertible PT Cruiser rental car in su...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST

The Dishwasher...

...is not meant for storing sand-wishes... the end.
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

Breath Grandpa!!!

Finishing the last paper at 11:30 pm Thursday night&relieving&   Walking home at 12 am after 2 weeks of writing, studying, and no sleep&with a 4 day intermission of hard climbing at Red Rocks, Ve...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

Ahmadinejad....

eh...i guess it'll encourage the non-farsi speaking world to learn it just for the laugh...other than that, it's got a nice finger-snapping rhythm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OuWLFYWVg&eurl=...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

A conversation with Tom ('the' myspace Tom!)

My brother's conversation with Tom via myspace IM....kasra: hellotom: woo! kasra: woo?tom: woo! kasra: woo?tom: woo! kasra: really?tom: woo! kasra: of coursetom: woo! kasra: is that all you have to sa...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST

what says baaaa and is a key ingredient for your wool sweater?!

A tale from afar&   Military Boy: My company commander is from Manhattan.  One day, in Tall Afar (get it: a tale from afar....get it get it!!), he'd spent all day over in something called th...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

The voices in my head...

The very serious conversation in my head this morning at FIVE freaking in the am.... c'mon, you can do it. no. get up. no. it's not that bad. I don't wanna. common...just one eye at a time, just ...
Posted by ~Ms. Scarlett~ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST