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About Me

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

My Interests

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human beans.

My Blog

This week I dreamed

This week I've had dreams about the following things/situations: A baby, a nine-year-old girl and a teenage boy(all mine), a scary man chasing me with a laser gun through dark builings with steep st...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:54:00 GMT

Like a shooting star

she. he. e. was. as. s. gold. old. ld. d. she. he. e. had. ad. d. autumn. utumn. tumn. umn. mn. n. in. n. her. er. r. hair. air. ir. r. she. he. e. believed. elieved. lieved. ieved. eved. ved. ed. d. ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:17:00 GMT

3 poems

Like all buildingsgreat and smallI stand to hold you and that is all...If I die before I wakeI pray the Lord to bring me back to life
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:52:00 GMT

On Cakes

When my sister graduated from 8th grade she got sentimental and decided to save a piece of her cake forever. So she cut off a small piece, wrapped it up, and put it in the back of the freezer. We...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:01:00 GMT

my eye

Yesterday I woke up feeling really tired and noticed my eyes were hurting a good deal, as if I didn't get enough sleep, which I didn't. A few minutes later my left eye started twit...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:21:00 GMT

A present for you!

I have a present that I will mail to the first person who replies to this blog. I won't tell you what it is, but I will give you 3 hints... 1)It relates to Medieval Times. 2)It's sort of us...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:07:00 GMT

On moles

I had a mole removed from my leg when I was in high school. The doctor injected it with novacaine and it got all puffy and white. He said he'd tell me when he was going to cut it off so I could l...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 15:56:00 GMT

Swim Bladders

Last week, I took Marla to my favorite Thai restaurant. We ate curry and pad woon sen. When we finished eating, I went to take my keys out of my pocket but they weren't there! I have a very bad...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:43:00 GMT

Swimming Lessons

I recently remembered this childhood experience. And, frankly, I'm surprised I could have ever forgotten it... I started taking swimming lessons the summer after 5th grade. They were on a Saturday mo...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:14:00 GMT

years

I spent the majority of my Millikin days in Kelli and Debbie's dorm room. My roommate smelled, never left the room, and wouldn't open the window. Kelli and Debbie's room was moderately clean...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:17:00 GMT