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andy lee

I'm your Huckleberry

About Me

I was born at 4 in the afternoon in 1984. Early on I excelled at memorizng things, like state capitals, car models, newscasters and game show hosts. I exhibited tremendous charisma at age 3 by telling a person leaving our house, "We have some nice parting gifts for you" a line I obviously ripped off from Pat Sajak. Thankfully my mom enrolled me in public school and didn't send me off to some school for savants. Now I'm just a regular American dude that likes football, porno, and books about war. I fancy myself to be funny and witty, but I am mostly a bore.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy Lee
Birthday: June 24, 1984
Birthplace: El Paso, Tx.
Current Location: Georgetown, Tx.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left fo sho
Your Heritage: oh boy, some Lee, a little Cohen, topped off with Van Duzer and Westbrook, whatever the hell that means
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: my achilles heel
Your Fears: success
Your Perfect Pizza: Bbq chicken baby
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate, grow up, be a mannnnnnnnn
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: would you like to go get a soda? or Them bats have gone mad?
Thoughts First Waking Up: snooze me
Your Best Physical Feature: Whole Package baby
Your Bedtime: One to Two A.M is money
Your Most Missed Memory: my fantastic childhood until my parents split in the early 90s
Pepsi or Coke: Original Formula
McDonalds or Burger King: Mc-e-dees
Single or Group Dates: single, I like to wing it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: are you nuts, Luzanne
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both, ebony and ivory together in harmony
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: try not to
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: every chance I get
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: good God
Do you want to go to College: been there, doing that
Do you want to get Married: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, I'm goofy
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: a babe
Are you a Health Freak: I like to think I have things under control
Do you get along with your Parents: who doesn't
Do you like Thunderstorms: only in the desert
Do you play an Instrument: mp3s
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: wouldn't you like to know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: shit no, haven't been drunk enough
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: i sure hope not
Ever been Beaten up: nah, only a truly awful person would do that to me
Ever Shoplifted: only from grocery stores
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wow!
What country would you most like to Visit: U.S.A., big sky country, Alaska, great northwest, Hawaii, and the midwest
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: blondie
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'1- 5'6
Weight: 100-140, depends my friend
Best Clothing Style: hooded sweaters and jean like pants
Number of Drugs I have taken: damn
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Blog

So long Tom Snyder

Although most of my generation is too young to remember this broadcasting titan, it is with a heavy heart that I write this blog.  There are very few men built for broadcasting, and Tom Snyder wa...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:28:00 GMT

Barry Lamar Bonds

  As baseball great Barry Bonds approaches history it is time to celebrate and not chastise this mythic sports star.  Sure, the last decade of his career will always be marred with a dark cl...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:39:00 GMT

The Open Championship is the greatest of them all

I know Americans have a bias to aesthetically pleasing things, which is why everyone loves to watch the Masters, with the tall pine trees, and beautiful flowers.  The old links courses are brown,...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 22:24:00 GMT

Indianapolis 500

Congrats to Dario Franchetti, you race 200 (or 166 in your case) laps in a I.R.L. car and win the right to chug room temperature milk, I guess it's tradition.
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:15:00 GMT

News and Views (Larry King Style)

1.  There are many types of ways to prepare a chicken, but for my money's worth there is none better than blackened. 2.  If you are rich or famous and kill someone, you will not go to jail. ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 13:21:00 GMT

I love LA

Tis' true there is no place like L.A.  I hate the Lakers, but 2nd to the Yankees (who I also hate) playing 'New York, New York' after every home win, there is nothing better than the Forum/Staple...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Ride like the Wind

boy am I infatuated with the song Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross.  Yeah, it reminds me a lot of the movie Kingpin, but it also is one of the better songs of a very underrated era in popu...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 19:51:00 GMT

Patrick Ewing

My roomate Pat made the most interesting observation that Patrick Ewing looks like Earl Sinclair from ABC's 'Dinosaurs.'  He has a good point
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:21:00 GMT

Peyton's Place

It was great to see a class acts like Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy win and accept the most heralded prize in all of American professional sports, the Vince Lombardi trophy.  In our cyn...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 21:27:00 GMT

Sabanisms

So apparently cajuns think Nick Saban leaving LSU and coaching Alabama via the Miami Dolphins is akin to having Nick f&*k their wives...Thank you for the enlightenment Nick.  You know yo...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:41:00 GMT