Real Ultimate Power |
There is an ancient wise saying that states that you can tell how powerful a person is by looking at their cat, and my cat CC has wha...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:14:00 PST |
Backdraft |
We had just finished smoking the huka, and were cleaning up. When we smoke, we light candles, and turn out the lights to create a relaxed atmosphere. I went around and blew out all of the ...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST |
The Jaws of Death |
This is a true story except that I changed the names and some of the events
Earlier today I happened to meet Kingsly, Kip and Lord Murderhorn at the intersection of Michelson and Lorelei. After ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:30:00 PST |
A One Sided Fight |
Earlier today, it was hot, so Tomo, Jordan, Andrew, Matt and I decided to go swimming in Tomo's pool. As usual, it turned into a bloody brawl. Matt Ames took my side, and we fought against...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Grand Theft Gato |
My mother has a unhealthy obsession with cats. She owns lots and lots of the little beasts, and her house smells like a public restroom. For some reason she keeps getting more.
Yesterday I came h...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Wonders of Science |
This last weekend I stumbled upon what is quite possibly the greatest invention of this century. It is a device that allows you to drink large amounts of beer in mere seconds. The applications for t...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fists of Fury |
Yesterday Night around 11:00PM my friend Tomo and I were walking along the sidewalk to my house. From across the street, a man approached us with an American flag over his shoulder, which he had recen...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Drink Up |
The seasons bring us stars in the summer, the autumn moon in the fall, powdered snow in the winter and cherry blossoms in the spring time. These things and the promise of them to come is what makes sa...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Proud Irish Heritage |
Hey, did you know that Ireland used to be the most advanced and prosperous country in the world. Yes, yes it is true. But one fateful day a great Irish scientist concocted a frothy beverage which he n...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
