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Broderick Turner

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, y

About Me

I am a Serial Parallel Entrepreneur. I do not sleep. I do not rest. I hustle. Here are the things I believe.

1. You have to live in your truth. If you spend your time chasing the dreams of others or living the life of someone you're not you will only be on a road to depression.

2. For most people you gotta dumb it down. If I went to a bar and started talking about Kant, sophism, and the devaluation of the dollar, then I'd probably have a horrible time. I go to bars to drink by the way. I like drinking.

3. If hip hop is dead, Nas killed it. oochy wally. Hypocrite. Go buy the young jeezy album. At least you know what to expect.

4. Myspace is not the real world. You are not your profile. Everybody is cute when they can pick their pictures. Get out in the real world. It's more fun.

5. The only reason I'm not rich now is because I've been too smart for my own good. You can over think everything. I'm done thinking. Let's do it.

6. Wearing logos is stupid. I don’t work for Nike. Or Gucci. I don’t believe in false tribalism.

7. American public schools suck. The teachers have no autonym. Show them some respect.

8. You can go at anytime. Your life has a 100% discount rate.

9. Google will have the largest one day decline in market cap ever. If I had enough reserves I'd short sell.

10. I don't like cool people. I like enthusiasm. Cool is for losers.

11. Be more honest. It's easier.

12. People will treat you like you let them treat you. If you're getting pushed around it's only because you like it. So stop whining.

13. Wesley Autrey (the man who jumped in front of the subway car to save another man's life) is a hero. George W. Bush is not.

14. I bet Game sucks his thumb.

15. Tupac is the MOST overrated rapper ever. If he had lived another 4 years he would have ended up like Ja Rule. Yeah, I said it.

16. There is a higher power out there. I don't pretend to understand it. I just go with the flow.

17. If your life sucks, go volunteer. It will suck less, instantaneously.


-I'll update this when I feel like it...


My life is AWESOME!!!and then some.

My Interests

The race to a million. Living in my truth.

I'd like to meet:

Expectant Parents, Felix Dennis, Sugarwolf, Alexxis K TylorView All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Ignorant Hip Hop, NIN, Trip-Hop, Amy Winehouse, Gym Class Heroes, J Holiday, Radiohead, Kirb and Chris

Movies:

Devil's Advocate, CSA, Casino, Thank You for Smoking, Lord of War

Television:

I don't watch the idiot box

Books:

100 years of Solitude, How to get Rich, Never Eat Alone, Zorba the Greek, What to Expect when you're expecting, Dr. Spock

Heroes:

My Dad, Wesley Autrey, My Grandparents

My Blog

My SHAMELESS HOUSE WARMING (ATL!!!!!!)

I'm (almost) back in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Atlanta...for good (for now).  It's been a crazy three years since I left. China. Sex Columns. A...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

I used to love H.E.R. part 5 or something

She'll be my first love and my last She took my innocence but built my past We used to be chill, but she got real fast Made deals with crooks to get fame Sold her soul, so the whole world knew her nam...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST

I wish there was a superman

I wish there was a Super Man By: Broderick Turner   I wish there was a Superman And he would fly to lands Where others would not lay their hands Using his heat vision to destroy Cambodian land-mi...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST

I am an asshole (work in progress)

I am an asshole Once, some guy I didn't knowasked me for weedand I sold him a dime bag of OreganoAt yellow lights, I goI clown chicks with frosand I goes into the club throwning boesknocking over peop...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

A poem about last Saturday @ AIR

(I took creative liberties...sue me) I saw here there (at AIR) with long hair5'6", pretty face, a little bit thicklight skin chickwearing the fuck-me boots, cute glasses, and a switch,that made me wan...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST

The Alpha Male Rules for Women

Alpha Male Rules for Women (life?) A work in progress Listen up brothers, the following is a simple list of things you can do to change your life.  I don't promise that it will make you more suc...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:26:00 PST

THE RUBIX CUBE PARTY

THE BIG BLACK CUPID, BRODERICK TURNER PRESENTS... The RUBIX CUBE PARTY at Crimson Lounge 689 Mcallister Street, San Francisco Saturday March 31st 9 pm until So what is a Rubix cube party? Here is how ...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

A poem I wrote at work

And now a word from (and for) our sponsors, The Hustlers     You're either with us or against us/ And trust me,You can't go against the best/We're like Katrina/ the world is N.O. and we...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:13:00 PST

30 things I will do before 30

30 Things I will do before 30 (not a dream list, but a task list) Climb a Mountain Walk the Appellation trail Start a business Make 10 million dollars Have a threesome Join Big Brother Big Sisters ...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

Party Themes...

Here are the current themes I'm throwing around for the bus...1. The Inner Child. Bring candy hearts, and those cheapy elementary school valentines. Wear a beanie. Party in your infantile state. I mig...
Posted by Broderick Turner on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST