guess who's not comin to dinner |
well kids it turns out my plans for mayhem and destruction hawaiian style were thwarted by the evils of cost too damn muchness. but have no fear the great one will be making his triumphant return earl...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST |
snakes on a plane?! you're kiddin right? |
ok so i was work the other day and we started talkin about that damn "snakes on a plane" movie and how it's gonna have a sequel so we started to come up with a few ourselves. ok the first one is....."...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST |
stupidity must be in the tap water(it's kinda long) |
so i now have a problem...a conundrum if you will. i'll start from the beginning. so last week my district manager stops by to see how things are going after receiving a complaint, (the complaint does...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST |
little known chuck norris facts |
ok people this is seriously the conversation we had at work last weekend. enjoy
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
chuck norris was originally in the first mortal kombat game,but scorpion kept ru...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:42:00 PST |
a few things dennys and sbarro have taught me |
1: people are stupid.
2: people in ohio are really stupid.
3: you really can get away with whatever you want as long as you have a smile on your face.
4: i am a god and can do and say whatever i pleas...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:20:00 PST |
life and pizza sauce |
so seriously i'm tired kids. plus to make matters worse my freakin pants are covered in sauce and pizza flour. but on the good side i'm movin faster than my oven cooks now plus i' make really good stu...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:35:00 PST |
sooo....tired...must...go.....on |
ok kiddies it's update time. things at sbarro are goin pretty damn good so far. i'm actually really impressing them with my knowledge and work ethic...yes stephen my WORK ETHIC. willy(the other asst m...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 10:56:00 PST |
well that was weird |
ever been to a place where even the MUSIC was gay? no? then you need to come to masque. i'm sorry but there is no way you'll see me there again. i went last week for one of my fave customers b-day cel...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:18:00 PST |
time for a change? |
well kiddies...i think i might get a new job. dennys is takin forever to get me just a simple 2 dollar raise. there's no reason you should have a floor manager making the same as someone who got hired...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:32:00 PST |
slightly drunk |
went to X-FEST yesterday (big concert in ohio for those who don't know) not a bad concert some of the more up and coming rock bands along with papa roach and seether. SEETHER KICKED ASS! i had l...
Posted by ~IM NO MATH MAGICIAN BUT YOU SUCK !~ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 04:40:00 PST |
