I played some jams with Yanni in the late 80s, which jumpstarted my badass newage music career. If you haven't heard I play THE FUCKING JAMS and sell a shit ton of records. You may have heard my sweet tunes in such places as Hobby Lobby, the doctors office, Public Broadcasting, or your car fucking radio.
During this time I shared the airwaves with Mary Hary (WHO IS A TOTAL BITCH IRL) on Entertainment Tonight. It was good times and I enjoyed acting like a silly bored housewife and talking about what all those rich people who don't do much were doing. It's the exact opposite of what I do now. Mary is still doing that show I think but I don't talk to her, for reasons already mentioned.
Hmmmm, what else. I tour the world with my awesome band playing my awesome jams to my adoring fans. I have a bitchin' radio show where I dish out common sense to people who don't know any better (they're good people though, I'm here to help), I am a huge Star Trek fan and even appeared in a Next Generation episode as a Klingon Warrior. Did I mention that I am awesome?
