I would like to meet...someone to share things with...someone to laugh with..a dry sense of humor, who thinks it's exotic that I speak a foreign language..who finds the symphony as much fun as mud wrestling..someone who sings along with Sarah, and puts on a British accent to disturb WalMart employees..someone who blows bubbles in the library and knows how to use anthropomorphic in a sentence..I want to be intellectually challenged by you..I want to make you laugh, and win animals at carnivals because it's masculine, although we both make fun of it..quietly accepting the traditionality of it...I want to be the adaptable person that I am, enjoying all situations, and have you by my side in all of them...loving all things in life...I want someone who knows how to scratch my back just right, and drinks milk out of the carton, and tries to distract me while I'm concentrating, and has the ambition to do things in life, and spend time wandering around stores and bookstores and open markets...who loves life, and nature, and water..and knows intimately what it feels like to laugh until you snort...someone physical enough to wrestle with me, and have snowball fights...lie quietly on the couch and read with me...and go dancing with me...(and damn do I make a lot of demands :) .......