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eerriicc

ericmccalister83

About Me

I was born on the banks of the rio grande. My mother was a gypsy and my father was an indian chief. I was abandonded by my parents at the age of five. I was raised by wolves. I was rescued by some amish people when I was 12. On my romspringa I rebelled against the amish community and was essentially shunned by the people I had begun to call my family. I couldnt get a job for the life of me... waffle house wouldnt even higher me so I joined the circus and became a carni. Since I am exceptionally short the other carni's put me in the midget exhibit where I drove around in little cars and rammed into things. I was fired from the circus when I began sleeping with the bearded lady... just kiddin I was born in Garders, PA and move to York then I moved to N.C. in 05 I work at sunset grille as a server/ bar tender. I like to do anything outdoors, fish, camp, hike ect. i started training hard in muay thai kickboxing and brazilian jiu-jitsu and plan on having some MMA fights by next year

My Interests

fighting, and having a good time with friends

Music:

everything and anyone that has talet, favorites are flogging molly, dropkick murpheys, janis joplin, widespread panic, cash, grateful dead, transplants, o.a.r, kings of leon, b.b. king, ccr, david allen coe, peter tosh,old crow medicine show....too many to name

Movies:

scarface, true romance, the outlaw josey whales, gummo, easy rider, 300

Television:

history channal, national geographic, discovory ch. - any thing i can learn from, ufc, and any other mma, the sheild

Books:

a fighters heart, made in america, i hope they serve beer in hell

Heroes:

anyone who has a job were they risk there life everyday is a hero to me

My Blog

more great chuck norris facts

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theo...
Posted by eerriicc on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:44:00 PST

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1. Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left...
Posted by eerriicc on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:46:00 PST