Pete is Silly, and Gross |
Here're some random things that made me smile in the year 2007...* Four things that I still find hilarious in spite of the fact that I'm not 8 years old:(a) Farting; the word fart; all spoken onomatop...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:47:00 GMT |
A Double Feature: |
"The Descent":
Me Pitching a Movie to a Bigshot Movie Producer: "So, these five hot, mostly foreign chicks decide to go on vacation in an unexplored cave. Maybe some of them are lesbians,...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:07:00 GMT |
On Columbus Day |
October 8, 2007
Dear Hippies,
You: "Hey, guess what I JUST found out about? Chris Columbus! No, not the awful Film Director, I'm talking about the guy who "Discovered Americ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:01:00 GMT |
I Know. Right? |
Now I admit that I've been guilty of saying this myself more than a few times... It's a response that's really taken off. You can't help yourself!And yet I present:(Scene)"Pete: "That movi...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:02:00 GMT |
If You See |
And the Academy Award for "Most Preposterous Ending For Any Movie of All Time Ever" goes to...
3:10 To Yuma!
(Exaltation from the producers of that movie. Disappointed chagrin from the producers...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:29:00 GMT |
Not Every Situation Calls For A Simpsons Reference |
Dear you know who you are,Stop it with the Simpsons references.I love The Simpsons too. They are one hilarious family. One of the best tv shows ever, and I say that as somebody who loves tv shows. ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
A Trip to the Museum/Happy Father's Day! |
A belated story...So I was visiting my parents/younger brother in St. Louis... Over the weekend, we went to the Science Center. One of the exhibits was simply called "Marvel Super Heroes".They actua...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:19:00 GMT |
You Fucking Savages (postparty thoughts from Rachel's house-sitting-house) |
Here's a new haiku:
"Sleeping on the couch,
Waking up to clean your filth,
Holy. Living. Fuck."
Ta da!
Poetry IS easy.
The second line is about me having to clean up after you...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 14:23:00 GMT |
"300" is about 300 too many |
So I finally saw "300" at Mann's Chinese a few days ago.This was a movie that I thought I would see, like, four times straight the day it was released. Being a lazy-ass, that didn't happen. Thank go...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:28:00 GMT |
On Poetry |
I was listening to NPR awhile ago and they were doing some sort of something on inner-city youths learning how to write poetry. It was awesome.There was this totally street-wise girl with a thick Bro...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:32:00 GMT |
