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Dwayne

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About Me

Well what to say? My full name is Dwayne Simon Adams. I was born in Limerick in Ireland and raised in the arse end of no where in Scotland. I'm 20 years old (at time of writing) and pretty much your stereotypical bitter husk of a man. I'm currently writing for a webcomic about life in student Dundee. It's theevilthatmendo.comicgenesis.com. Go check it out. Rest of the information will follow... width="425" height="350" .... Dennis LEARY+ GTA=Joy Song sums me up pretty well.
Name: Dwayne Simon Adams
Birthdate: 12/09/1985
Birthplace: Limerick County Hospital
Current Location: Dundee, Scotland
Eye Color: Blue/stained yellow
Hair Color: Very dark brown
Height: 6'0
Weight: 10 stone
Piercings: None
Tatoos: Not yet...some planned
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Overused Phraze: FUCK!!
FAVORITES
Food: A well done, high class Burger
Candy: Candy is an Americanism. But I do enjoy jelly babies
Number: 9
Color: Flame red
Animal: Octopus
Drink: Strawberry and kiwi Snapple
Alcohol Drink: Jagermeister and Red Bull
Bagel: Don't like 'em
Letter: Z
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: I fuckin hate them both
McDonalds or BurgerKing: An affront to food the both of 'em
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk..so very punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Humor
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 2:30am..ish
Most Missed Memory: Being vaguely happy about anything real
Best phyiscal feature: Freaky eyes
First Thought Waking Up: That the world should go away for another 10 mins
Goal for this year: Survive
Best Friends: Gordy, Pancho, Craig, Angus, Daniel. People I'd go to the wall for
Weakness: emotionally inhibited
Fears: None per se
Heritage: 3/4 Irish 1/4 Cornish
Longest relationship: 5 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: All the time
Ever Smoked: Once
Pot: No-an expensive and dulling habit.
Ever been Drunk: Not with my hyper efficent liver
Ever been beaten up: Not badly no
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: yes....fuckin' ow.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Red/ Hazel
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Long
Height: Not too much shorter than me
Style: Gothy chicks rock.....
Looks or Personality: Both-I'm picky sue me
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Are pleasurable for many-what's your point?
Muscular or Really Skinny: Er...Girls don't really fit this question do they?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Regret nothing-never appologise, never explain
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: I'm negotiating a get out clause from this death thing at the moment
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes...god they suck
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Get along with your Parents: For the most part
Health Freak: I walk everywhere and eat and drink alot of fruit if that counts
Believe in Yourself: Yes-otherwise noone else ever will
Want to go to College: I'm here right now
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Pretty much
Been in Love: I...dunno. Complex question that
Do you Sing: Not professionally but occasionally.
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: Possibly
Have your future kids names planned out: Yup.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Been there done that.
Hate anyone: Does the entire population of earth count?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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