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About Me

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." - Jack KerouacI'm crazy. I like what I like, it works. I'm vain as a peacock even though I probably shouldn't be. I like wine, but I love beer. I have a lot of really cool friends, especially my Jewish ones. If I've ever intentionally called you names its because I probably really like you. I have an ass like black woman. Its actually kind of gross. I like to read lots of books. I'm obsessed with my guitar. I'm a rock star in my own head. I hate real jobs because Id have to lose my lip ring. I think my lip ring is awesome. I don't like potato chips, I do like my friends. And if anyone has five thousand dollars, or a job that pays sick money for me my life would be complete...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone willing to hire and pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars. The Pope (I want his hat) George Bush. A midget who wouldn't mind being tossed around. A man with just a torso and a head. Me in 10 years.

My Blog

"Are you into hardcore?" (my birthday continued)

So at this point we have gone through a couple of 4 liter pitchers of Rickars Red. When of course I decide its time to play waterfall with Jaegermeister and Goldshlager. So we start off Go...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:29:00 GMT

Yeah so my birthday rocked...

What do else would you expect from 11 hours of boozing in another country ... Well a fugitive for one thing... Someone knocks on our door in the hotel and of course I'm the one who goes to answer it....
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 13:43:00 GMT

Catch 22

A catch 22 on the 22nd... that shit is fucking ironic. Catch 22's and wasted potential... I knew I wasn't going to be alright today.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:11:00 GMT

Straight up Brooklyn

For "True" Brooklynites This is for any of you who either lived in Brooklyn, visited Brooklyn, have heard the many stories that come out of Brooklyn or are just downright jealous of "us here" There ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:53:00 GMT

I just found a friend in one of your lies.

Its Tuesday and I don't feel so well.I've slept away most the day... well other than going to my classes and whatnot. Sleeping in gave me some to think about how everything went down, how I got...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:17:00 GMT

Its good to be back

My two weeks back have gone rather well i think. Booze, cereal, craziness, new faces and old ones that I can always count on. The old Rich has finally returned, or so I'm told :) That...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:16:00 GMT

Well Friends I Am Back

As of today I found out that all my stuff with Plattsburgh has been rectified... So I am back in the burgh to stay!!!!!!! As of the fall Plattsburgh will be my home again... And for good this ti...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:16:00 GMT

AJ i guess i am forced to marry you

Although he didnt put in the comment box Aj gave the correct answer therefore i guess i have to marry him... I Call The Top!
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 13:32:00 GMT

You Know You Love Me

The Sox won 8-1 today... All the boys got their rings and the 2004 world series champions flag was finally raised... all i can say is sploogetastic :D Well the drinking front has been quite good, I...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 19:47:00 GMT

Derek Fucking Jeter

I nearly cried because of that Such is the plight of being a Sox fan Oh well im going to tmrw's game too so at least my Sox have another shot at winning tmrw. But today just hurt... alot I...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 19:54:00 GMT