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Laura

No damn cat, no damn cradle.

About Me

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW... and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

My Interests

I love. . . living near the water that home is where your heart is!cheering for the Buckeyes with family, friends and lots of beer$1 disguises from Big Lotssun and palm treesPage-o the wonder kitty

hanging out with my best friend on the beach indisputable science

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will make me laugh. and tells good stories. especially funny stories.

Music:

name it

Movies:

funny movies

Television:

i only get one channel - luckily it's abc so i can watch lost and grey's anatomy

Books:

anything by mark twain or kurt vonnegut - just finished: a short history of nearly everything by bill bryson, beyond the outer shore by eric enno tamm, animal dreams by barbara kingsolver, a man without a country by kurt vonnegut, cannery row by steinbeck and marley and me by ???. i recommend them all. favorite book of all time: the complete short stories of mark twain by. . .you guessed it!

Heroes:

mark twain, kurt vonnegut and. . . my family - even though they're all cheating - i'm still the tallest!!! the legend in the sweater vest

My Blog

a first time for everything. . .

last night i ate an ENTIRE frozen pizza.    delicious.
Posted by Laura on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST

as if hurricanes weren't enough

check out the pic i took from the parking lot at work a few days ago - crazy weather we get 'round these parts!   ...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:52:00 PST

Johari's Window

so i first learned about johari's window from mac thomas, my 8th grade health teacher. he also intro'd us to maslow's hierarchy of needs - pretty serious shit for a bunch of 14 year olds.  who sa...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

my new york experience

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. . . honestly. i just got back into town a few days ago and i'm still reeling a bit.  not only is nyc a much needed shock to the system after l...
Posted by Laura on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST

my brother loves me!

i just got this email from my brother.  you can really feel the love. . . RYAN to me   12:52 am ..>hey ..n..nI dont really have anything to say Im just writing to say ...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

only in florida

i laughed out loud for a good 15 minutes when i read this in the newspaper today. . . Key West Man Busted in Women's Bathing Suit; Ridding City of ''Dirt Bags'' KEY WEST, FLA (KNX)  --...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:01:00 PST