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Tyler Durden

Thats Three Times You Promised..

About Me




If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed by authority that you give respect and credence to all who demand it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? And buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job, start a fight, prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. You have been warned.-TylerMy enjoyment in life is in understanding my inevitable fate and living life to its fullest potential. I have dedicated my life to passing this understanding on to others and teaching people to allow that which does not matter to truly slide.
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Third rule of Fight Club - someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

Fourth rule - only two guys to a fight.

Fifth rule - one fight at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule - no shirt, no shoes.

Seventh rule - fights will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule - if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

My Interests


You have to know, not fear, know that someday you're going to die.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
Its only after you have lost everything that you are free to do anythng.
The things you own end up owning you.

I'd like to meet:


I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Music:



In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower and when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow Collection.

I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

When people think you're dying, they really listen... Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

Movies:


Heroes:


My dearest Marla.
You will always be in my heart. you have been there from the beginning, and ill never forget that. Ill always be waiting for you..

My Blog

Alright Listen...

Ive noticed most of you have been having problems posting picutres in the blog section. So what i want u to do from now on is post them on my page as a comment instead. That is your new homework assig...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

Homework Assingment

its time for a hoemwork assignment...Find the best pic of me that u can and post it.
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST