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Tim Schmooze

smalldarkandkurious

About Me

Think of a word, any word...Is it pretentious?

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My Interests

My life dances through tornadoes of my own devising. It's fun, despite inherent tensions. Breathing is worthwhile too, try it on! Failing that, coffee.

I'd like to meet:

All characters and events mentioned herein are purely facetious. Any resemblance to you is highly intentional and to be taken with a pinch of light hearted salt.

Music:

I've changed this because I can. Because the music I'm listening to now is more relevant to my temporal headspace. I am really enjoying a bunch of people making unpretentious noise, it takes me away from myself, pun intended.Albums I'm currently listening to (or waiting to receive in the mail) include, but are not limited to;Ef - Give Me Beauty... Or Give Me Death; 65daysofstatic - One Time For All Time; Caspian - The Four Trees; Nadja - Thaumogenesis; Dredg - El Cielo; Steve Von Till - If I Should Fall To The Field; Blood & Time - At The Foot Of The Garden; Ken Andrews - Secrets Of The Lost Satellite.You should check these out, chances are if you like me enough to visit this corner of the internet, you might like to visit theirs...

Movies:

Fight Club still has the top spot.Pan's Labyrinth is up there even if disturbing. A brilliant metaphor for the gnosticism of human nature, how we create mytholgy to deal with our present circumstances and how our present circumstances are far more horrifying than he evil in fairytales.Neil Gaiman's Mirrormask does the same, but is rated PG and not anywhere near as disturbing, more like The Neverending Story. I would love to see the Sandman turned into a film. Or any of Neil Gaiman's other writings at that.Europa, Europa is also up here, a true story about a Jew surviving through wartime Germany. And it has some great heart warming humour, reminding us we're all human even at the worst of times. If you don't believe me, watch it.Oh, and The Princess Bride/Pirates of the Caribbean. They're really the same story because they romanticise pirates. Not as classy as ninjas, but more romantic and if there's anything I am, it's friggin' romantic. Duh.Yes, I like stories, its thematic.

Television:

TeeVee is silly and I can't think of an appropriate use of such.

Books:

Currently: Eugene Peterson - The Message; Fyodor Dostoevsky - The Brothers Karamazov; Haruki Murakami - The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle; Thomas Wharton - The Logogryph; Neil Gaiman - Fragile Things Murasaki Shikibu - The Tale of Genji; Miguel Cervantes - Don Quixote; Jean Paul Sartre - Nausea.Comics are good too, I've been enjoying reading Slaine. It's like Conan tackling gender issues in SF.Oh and always, always Neil Gaiman - The Sandman.Reading and writing, get into it. One day I'll even be able to put my own work in progress up here for self gratification/exposure purposes. Heck, if you've read this list, you probably read books too, fingers crossed...

Heroes:

THE Jesus, Judas, my parents, my friends. If you're one of my friends (you're probably not my parents), I guess that makes you a hero of the same calibre as both Jesus and Judas and as contrastingly ineffable and falible. Indubitably, concurrently.

My Blog

If you haven't heard this song you NEED to!

Well, if you like the Cure and they remind you of a time and place, well, heck. Listen to This Beautiful Mess cover Lovesong. I've even got it on my player so you could just wait a moment on my page a...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:15:00 PST

Honi the circle maker

Yes, I could. Find me a carob tree and I'll sleep. There's too, too much of everything in this world to take anything other than sleep seriously. Overwhelmingly so. I should draw me a circle.Hang on w...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST

My favourite band in the history of right now, that is Isis

... are coming to Perth. Right now I'm very, very excited. It's like that scene in Desperado where Mr Banderass says something like "Chico and Hombre? no I couldn't call them, they would tear the town...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST

I am not your demographic

Really. I'm not. So don't pigeon hole me into your agenda. I just won't fit. Shoe horns won't help either; I could claim you tried to solicit me with a lethal weapon. Just don't. I'm not a hippy becau...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

Why I am unfamouser than you

There is a simple answer to this question and I sure as heck am glad that the answer isn't something to do with wallets. Money is simply a qualifying whip society uses to beat the dogs into submission...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST

Collecting

So I've collected a corner of the internet. Yay! I don't own it, but it's mine because someone will let me build whatever ego tuned theme park I like, at least until they decide the carpet is too expe...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:24:00 PST

Cliff Richard?

I just received an email from a client who sent a CD I worked on to... Cliff Richard? Gosh. Anyway, it's nice to see that although Sir CLiff is busy, his people took the time to listen and respond to ...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:58:00 PST

Ambivalence is another word, but it's not kind to point it out

Until just recently, I had two friends on this corner of the internet and yes, literally, it's a corner, a backwater. I wasn't concerned or worried; after all, those two people are rather amazing. I l...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:10:00 PST

Those nefarious cyclists

THose self proclaimed pinnacles of superhero lycra, who do they think they can fool? Themselves? Riding their bikes with their underwear on the outside is behaviour more suited to toddlers than grown ...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST

Today was generic yet fun

Today was work. I'm starting to relax on the work front; I'm actually asking for money before doing too much these days. There's about four months of outstanding payment from various sources; the tric...
Posted by Tim Schmooze on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:53:00 PST