Arm's Length (a song) |
Arms Length His glass moves.He doesnt hear the words, but he sees you. I narrorate these scenes I seem to spin through.Ill drink again to drive away these blues,to dream about a beachwhere I keep...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:21:00 GMT |
On Black Eyed Peas and Pants Shitting |
So there's this tradition that goes along with the New Year's holiday. Some of you may have heard of this. Some of you may even partake in it. For those of you who don't know it, it ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:24:00 GMT |
How Not To Receive a Tip From Me |
Step 1 - Referring to me as a woman at the top of your lungs when I walk in the restaurant door.
So, I walk into Waffle House last Saturday...I'm wearing my new pea coat, a stocking cap, and a...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:22:00 GMT |
Help! Help! I’m being...supressed... |
1. Popeye's Chicken never ceases to amaze me. I can go anywhere in this country, walk into a Popeye's Chicken, and meet the most bitter, surly, and beligerent people in any work se...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:38:00 GMT |
Winter in Shadows (a song) |
Winter in Shadows
The ice on the trees stares right through me,
drips on the ground with the dead leaves.
It's so gray. The wind blows cold.
Each day keeps getting so old.
...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:48:00 GMT |
Where Im Bound, I Cant Tell |
1. You know that show Trading Spaces? It's a pretty simple concept. There are two groups of people (usually a set of neighbors, or two families). Each group has an inte...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
"The Problem is All Inside Your Head," She Said to Me |
1. I nearly killed a man today. Yeah. I was going to work. It was about 7:45 AM. The sun was coming up over the hill on 20th Street. Traffic was thick with people ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:57:00 GMT |
Ten Quick Things That Annoy Me |
10. Cranky old women (COWS) who can't believe we don't have the one romance book they want - Honestly, COWS. Do you realize that the author you like puts out a book a month? ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:50:00 GMT |
My Fathers Porn (and other musings) |
1. At work today I was talking with Robert, one of our GSM's, about the misconceptions about sex we had when we were around eleven years old. I forgot how the conversation started,...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:49:00 GMT |
One Christmas Eve (a prompt) |
I found a journaling prompt on the internet at really great writing prompt site, and I thought I'd write about it. Here's the prompt - "Reflect about the events that happened in your lif...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:31:00 GMT |
