Jake has slit his wrist, on accident

My name is Jake, I only let a certain few that I like call me Jacob. I am an independent wrestler and I have been doing that for over a year now. I get dropped on my head and punch oppnents in the face for real. My two addictions in life are wrestling and movies. I recently bought my first house in town. I get cranky when I don't get enough sleep. I rule at Mario Kart 64. I'm strong on my beliefs (even the ones that contradict the others) including my views on religion. My friends are the biggest dicks in the world but great at the same time. I sometimes can have an attitude, thanks to being itialian. I am utterly obsessed with the simpsons and full house..don't know why but I don't fight it either. I can't fall asleep if the closet door is open. I'm a closet nerd and love all the harry potter movies. And I can't help but cry during sad movies. I'm shy, and I wish that I could tell someone exactly what I want, but can't.