Learn chinese in 5 minutes!!! |
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud
(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift
(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat
(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?
(Chinese Phrase) ...
Posted by Chicken Nugget on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:59:00 PST |
one-hundred-eleven ways to be annoying |
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or ...
Posted by Chicken Nugget on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:57:00 PST |
The Penis Raise! |
Penis RaiseI, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour* I work at great depths* I am always using my head first* I do not get RDO's, weekends off o...
Posted by Chicken Nugget on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST |
YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE!!! |
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until yo...
Posted by Chicken Nugget on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:52:00 PST |
wow...... |
hey, just thought that you guys should know that if you are waiting for the "old me", you know the peppy happy funny old me, then just drop your hopes now, because that despicable person is never comi...
Posted by Chicken Nugget on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:03:00 PST |
