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Ozzy

Bitches dig me

About Me

My name is Ozzy, I was a street dog in the Caribbean on the island of St Lucia for about a year before I met a great young man by the name of Greg Carlson. I used to eat garbage for dinner, and I had to sleep in the rain every day, all before I met Greg.I love America. Greg made a cage out of bamboo and forged veterinarian documents to smuggle me into the country. I liked Massachusetts, but it was too cold for me, I always had to wear my red jacket. I really liked living in the trailer and traveling across country, I got to sleep with Swen and Scooter every night. San Diego is a great place, I have a lot of friends on the beach who I like to wrestle with.

My Interests

I sleep most of the day, and take a nap two at night. In my spare time, dry humping Scooter's pillows seems to get the job done.

I'd like to meet:

More friends who will rub my belly! And more dogs to play with on the beach while the boys drink that weird smelling water in cans.

Movies:

Benji, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Turner & Hootch

Heroes:

My best friend Greg!