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Ryan

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About Me


p.s. i was told i should come with this warning label. WARNING: Do Not.

My Interests

I’m happy that I don’t have a teddy bear because teddy bears always look so sad. Except when they are upside down and all you see is there butt. ........................... i dont think i should be here maybe i should go now ....................?

I'd like to meet:

god and if i did, i would give him a high five... because why not... he's god and high fives are fun to do you know............ then i would ask him to keep me heathy and alive... now if i could only believe in him. ************************************************************ ******* Below is a link to a video from my niece Sadie's birth day. I promise there's no gory details. Just sort of a webumentary of June 5, 2007. She's beautiful.

Music:

I long to see you in the morning light I long to reach for you in the night

Movies:

http://www.jon-jost.com/work/homecoming.html http://www.sinnercomehomemovie.com/

Heroes:

electricity

My Blog

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Im having an affair with broken promises. Im in love with life and strangely optimist. I will be missing soon and you won't miss me but that is ok. It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goodnight South Pole

Goodnight South Pole Written by Ryan Harper Gray Two hundred years ago, on a trip to the south pole, I broke a wing. Showers of diamonds fell from the eyes of God and knocked me to the ground. I...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

baby penny

It is six in the morning Water is everywhere I think the pipes must have froze But I dont care because I just found a penny in my vagina Where did it come from? Why did I get this little treasur...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST