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Paper Tiger

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Well, I moved here from Sacramento about 3 years ago. I like it here now and won't leave until I'm done with school. In a time of transition and immense self-discovery. Some feelings are so intense it is like lava under your feet others are lukewarm realizations. So, I'm trying new things I've been interested in for awhile. Yes, I've had plastic surgery and I would do it again too! I'm truthful and honest with the ones I trust. Basically, if I don't trust you then you'll never get to know me. Yet, if you come to me for advice I'll never judge you and give you my honesty. I'm sometimes nice like that. I like this journey we call life because there's always something new around the corner that you least expect.

My Interests

Likes:
working out
hiking
camping
laughing
being sarcastic
cooking
being myself
taking road trips
tennis "wanna play?"
people watching
warm rain
revenge
cuddling/spooning
wine
nipple slips
grocery shopping
fog
pride day
blogging
meat smell
people who "get" me
making cd's
spongebob
exotic food
PostSecret
Cryptonomic-post a secret
PerezHilton
Bricks and Stones

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh :D A person who knows who they are (don't say you do when you have no idea either) and goes for what they want even if everyone doesn't agree. If you don't have at least that - please stop reading now. People who understand that life is worth living and like to be right in the middle of it. People who have ambition for life and live for the future. Be a quality person yourself and you will attract the same. I like to surround myself with people who except me for all that I am, all that I'll never be and who I will become. Just be real and no one gets hurt. I know what I like and if you're not it don't get all butt hurt - just move on.
Quotes I like: (I'll add more later)
"That which does not kill us makes us stranger." - Trevor Goodchild

"I want to jump but Im afraid to fall." - Unknown

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?" Fry - Futurama

"i am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream, you could have been anyone to me." -stolen from a profile.

"Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell." - Jason Jordan

"Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Irons

"Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened."- Unknown

"My boyfriend told me I was crazy. I said, 'Duh, I'll cut you.'" - Lynne Koplitz

"Fuck you raccoon!"- Harold from that White Castle movie

"You dont need gonorrhea to get all uppity"- Mangy Dog.com

"You don't go ass to mouth." - Clerks 2

"They taste like burning." - Ralph Wiggum

"Life is not about the number of breaths you take. It's about those moments which leave you breathless."- Unknown

"If you were a tranny.. I'd still fuck you." - Anonymous

"I'll see you in another life, when we are both cats." Vanilla Sky

"Men are like the fucking lottery, you take chances with their asses." - Vyanka

"I believe at this point you are no longer a fuck buddy and have instead become fucked, buddy."-forum member

"Sometimes things fall apart so that others can fall into place" - London

"She's using the Mel Gibson defense." - south park

"Listen, lady! I don't go down to the bus stop and slap dicks out of your mouth when YOU'RE trying to work!" - Waitress to stuck up chic

"Poor girl ended up looking like a chicken on a rotisserie" - Chappelle

"People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars." -Anna Nicole Smith

"I only make money by providing anal sex for a quarter in the vip room ..I have one tooth and its gold. Im going to one day sell it for a bucket of chicken when I can no longer strip" - SW member

"Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves..." - Unknown

"I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it." - unknown

"Now men who are going through divorces are like men who are convicted felons or men who have penises under 6 inches. I have nothing against them as human beings but they are just "non-datable"." - KT

"Sexually, I think I've pretty much been around the block. But we've all been around the block these days. They probably ought to widen the lanes around the block to ease the traffic." Andrew Klavan Dangerous Women

"The early stages of love are a form of temporary insanity..-Mistress Matisse"

Music:

3 Doors Down
Linkin Park
Garbage
Tool
Mariah Carey
Korn
Moby
Depeche Mode
dashboard confessional
Offspring
Disturbed
Iio
Goo Goo Dolls
Third Eye Blind
Gorillaz
Ben Folds Five
Evans Blue
Breaking Benjamin to name a few...

Movies:

Scary ones that when you go home at night you're wondering "could that happen for real?" or you're about to piss your pants because the dark is scary again.

Television:

I love Simpsons, Family Guy, Dave Chappelle, CSI, robot chicken, best week ever, the soup, south park, x-files, nip/tuck

Books:

"The Definitive Book of Body Language" by Barbara Pease and Allan Pease

"The Body Sculpting Guide For Women" - James Villepigue, Hugo A. Rivera

"The Road to Wealth" - Suze Orman

Heroes:

I'm on the list

My Blog

OMG I want to cry...

...because my muscles hurt so bad right now. Typing hurts my tiny boney forearms. So, I had to write my trainer about what I ate this past week. I knew he wasnt going to be happy...I think it was the ...
Posted by Sweet September on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST

My poor kitty boo boo :(

So, I decided to take him to the vet Friday. Hes itching and biting and loosing fur and Im sure he's really uncomfortable. This morning he was biting himself and had to itch and started peein on my be...
Posted by Sweet September on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:02:00 PST

school is lame

I literally hate school and all of my classes at this point. I need to to get drunk and go party NOW. Im so tired of thinking about things I dont care about. I stop caring about what I get in my class...
Posted by Sweet September on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:26:00 PST

FUR! :)

K..Im bored and waiting to get sleepy (cant believe Im saying that at 10pm) so I can just get work over with this weekend. I have no idea how the super bowl will go over when working. Well Im bored a...
Posted by Sweet September on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:19:00 PST

Well I always knew

I was evilHow evil are you?Damn finally a quiz for me....
Posted by Sweet September on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:37:00 PST

We all have some

PostSecret Everyone has secrets..whether we want to tell others or keep them to ourselves to be admitted or not. Not skeletons just things we'd rather keep to ourselves. I thought this was cool. I lik...
Posted by Sweet September on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:11:00 PST

I gave today!

I gave to kids today. I bought almost $100 in toys to donate to the abused children group. I love giving to kids. I have none of my own (not that I need any right now). I am so fortunate to have what ...
Posted by Sweet September on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 09:00:00 PST

Yay I moved!

Ok Im back from un-cyberspace. Ugh I have boxes everywhere I need to unpack but as usual Im lazy...super lazy and eating cookies. I love my new place. Its quiet and there are other cats around for my ...
Posted by Sweet September on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:50:00 PST

Moving!

So, Ive been going to tutoring every Tuesday...not just to see him but to actually pass my stats test. Hes so much fun when hes there. Hes about 5'8-9, skinnyish, probably white and japanese and 25. I...
Posted by Sweet September on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 03:17:00 PST

I saw him

OMG I saw him today! Hes so hot! The guy from tutoring...mmm hes so sexy. He has black hair and light brown eyes. Not very tall but kinda thin too. Not buff...just kinda skinny but not lanky. He was...
Posted by Sweet September on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST