-About Me-
I am the proud owner of North Dakota, Mark Twains ghost, Venus De Milo's arms and have the naming rights to any aliens that invade earth until 2015. I am still leaning towards Slugoids but will wait to see if they look the part first.
I am the youngest of 29 and 1/3rd children and did not learn to read and write until I was almost 5 months old. I earned my first billion dollars selling magazine subscriptions door to door and lost it all at Charlie Sheen's Bachelor Party. Never take a billionaire in puberty to a strip club.
As you can see I am just your average guy who happens to be more awesome than most.
