MyGen
Profile GeneratorI've been there and back....done it, seen it, lived it. I am bald by choice, mainly cuz the ladies love the "Mr. Clean" look. I dont like liars, cheaters, fake people, trendy people, pretty much people in general, 'cept the ones I hold near and dear to me.
I carry a gun, a BIG gun, .45 caliber to be exact. Why? BECAUSE I CAN!!! And besides, I'd rather have it and not need it then the other way around. Too many assholes out there to play with life.
I've lived in Michigan for the duration of my existance, but I've traveled many places, and I tell you this, the grass IS greener ont he other side. Michigan is one giant cesspool of crime, corruption, and filth. Especially Detroit, but it's cool to tell out of state people that you're from there, cuz then they thing you're a gun-toting, meat-eating maniac.....nice image, but it fits!
My daughters are my life. I got two gorgeous little girls whom I adore. It's amusing to see how they progress in life, and they are extremely smart. It's bad when you can't put ANYTHING past a 5 year old. Then again, they share genes with me, so thats probably the answer.
My friends...I have few. Only because in large circles, there tends to be an assload of drama, none of which I need. Those who are deemed "friends" know that they can count on me, anytime, anyplace, for any reason.
So im back workin as a bouncer at this f'in awesome bar called Augie's.....if you get the chance, stop by for cold beer and good food...oh...and the bar staff is a bunch of hOTTIes, so tip them well. OR ELSE! Just dont make me remove you physically.So, now you see the tip of the iceberg. But what you see on the surface is no indication of how deep the ice is...maybe one day you'll find out.
I AM.....
Your Power Level is: 89%
You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.
You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little).
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
You Are 92% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!
