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LaMasChingona!!!!

dairy queen has cakeS!!!!THAT MEANS THEY'RE ICECREAM!!!!!fukyeah!!!!

About Me

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.. Pimp MySpace PhatPimpClothing.com PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.comPretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me.I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me.Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me.Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say It's in the click of my heels The bend of my hair The palm of my hand The need for my care. 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. -Maya Angelou

My Interests

Taking over the World, my baby, me, and getting rich.

Stuff for your blog!

I'd like to meet:

You, as long as you ain't crazy..... and Bush, so I can kick his ass!!!, the fucker that thought of automated help(ugggg I fucking hate automated help, get me to a live person!)- I am also interested in meeting Bob Marley, the inventor of Coca-Cola, and Lars Ulrich. Oh and anyone that would like to PhatPimpClothing.com


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Music:

S U C baby!!!!all of it Ro, Hawk, Pat, Moe, lil O'yungstar, (greytapes!!!) i like 80's retro music, and i really like Lil' Wayne......Scarface, whispers, kool and the gang, Rick James, commodores, madonna, lil'kim, BIG, Pac, too many too name, oh and I also like norteno, LOVE cumbia, reggaeton. love intocable, kumbiakingz, los kumbia allstarz, me gusta bastante daddy yankee y don omar... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

spaceballs, night at the roxbury, scarface,belly, state property, supertroopers, little mermaid, the wall, white noise, wayne's world, splash, alice in wonderland,fear and loathing in Las Vegas, cheech and chong-up in smoke, kill bill vol.1 and 2, pulp fiction, what lies beneath, third coast, who's that girl? 300, ......

Television:

the simpsons ----homer is a fool!!!!! first 48, anything with dead people and crimes is cool, and I like the shows about the dopeheads trying to not be dopeheads.

Books:

I haven't read a good book lately, but when I had a life(ONCE UPON A TIME) I could get into anything by Robert Fullgum, Anne Rice. one book I really like is "who moved my cheese?" I love reading Playboy, I also liked "the Beloved"

Heroes:

jesus, my momma, my husband, my daughter. My husband is the strongest man in the world that I know to this day. That man has gone to the end of the Earth and back to make me(his Queen) happy. I love you baby. keep on keeping on......this world is OURS. Our seed was born into this world 11wks premie. She had some complications at first, but she pulled through and came home 5days after being born. Now she is full speed. I give it to Cesar Chavez and Zapata.

My Blog

why????

why can't Tim Duncan shoot a freakin' freethrow?   or a three point for that matter.....why did we have to lose to the freakin' mavs.............????...
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the top of the tree

              -----women-------         -----are like apples--------------on trees. The best ones---------...
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