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chloe

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im a walking contradiction. Educated and intelligent I have absolutely no commonsense at all and couldnt catch a bus on time or manage to find the right hearse to take me to my own funeral. Not that im planning on catching a bus or hearse anytime soon, got too much to do. Ive done a lot in this lifetime, but not half as much as I need to do. Ive firetwirled naked under the southern cross but that only means that I havent firetwirled naked under the aurora borealis..but that might be a bit cold too..perhaps I will wear shoes then. I love shoes. I love expensive shoes because I have beautiful feet and I spend way too much money on shoes for my racehorses so by spending money on shoes for my own beautiful feet..that justifies it doesnt it?. And when I havent got diamonds on my feet, ive got barefeet leaving footprints in the sand...Im a hippy stuffed into a business suit. You confused yet? I sure as hell am and I have to live inside this head and body...ahh well, everydays a new trip!.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself....then I could possibly try and work out who this wierd chick is and what the hell shes thinking about..or if she does think..or if she just does...Is that a bit of a grandiose statement? ahh who cares, im prone to making grandiose statements. Id like to meet Johnny Depp, M. Vincent O'Brien, the trainer of the great Nijinsky, Nelson Mandela, David Suzuki, Jeff Buckley..lots of people. Id really like to meet the person who first worked out that the secretions from a male musk deers glands could be used as a perfume and ask him what the hell his head was doing that close to a deers arse in the first place. Yeh, thats who I want to meet.

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