Napping, reading, playing guitar poorly (doing it myself, not listening to somebody else do it), owls, owls in hats, Daleks
You!
The Smiths, The Beatles, Guitar Wolf, Single Gun Theory, Skip James, Miles Davis, The Cure, Chapterhouse, KISS, The Spice Girls, The Ramones, Nirvana, Kool Keith, Europe, Nouvelle Vague, Motorhead, The Lightning Seeds, Ennio Morricone, My Bloody Valentine, The Cult, Dead Kennedys, Röyksopp, Billie Piper, Lush, Elvis Presley, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Cinderella, Run DMC, Public Enemy, Electronic, Ice-T, The Dead Milkmen, Placebo
Battle Royale, Ichii the Killer, A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street III, Suicide Circle, The Lost Boys, The Invisible Man, Jackass, Ed Wood, Drunken Master 2, The Blob, Citizen Kane, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order (both regular and SVU flavors), RW/RR Challenge, Sex and the City, Junkyard Wars, Entourage, Extras, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, Doctor Who, F48, Dallas SWAT, The Venture Brothers
Anything by Alan Moore or James Randi
Batman