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Em

The Perfect Man Does Not Exist, But The Perfect Me Does...

About Me

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My Interests

I LIKE SHOPPING, HANGIN WITH MY FRIENDS, FISHING, SWIMMING, FOUR WHEELER RIDIN, AND DRINKING... ALL AT THE SAME TIME! HAHA

I'd like to meet:

YOU, IF I FIND YOU INTERESTING ENOUGH!!!AND DEFINATELY THIS MAN...
You're Marilyn Monroe!
Take this quiz !

Music:


HAHA! MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND!

Movies:

JUST TO NAME A FEW... WAITING, GRANDMA'S BOY, DUKES OF HAZZARD, WALK THE LINE, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, GOONIES, TOMB RAIDER, GOSH I DON'T KNOW... I LIKE A LOT OF MOVIES!

Television:

BUFFY, ANGEL, GIRLS NEXT DOOR, NEW LAGUNA BEACH, AND THE GREG BEHRENDT SHOW!!!

Books:

THE GLASS CASTLE, I LOVE EVERYBODY AND OTHER ATROCIOUS LIES, AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FAT BRIDE, THERE'S A SLIGHT CHANCE I MIGHT BE GOING TO HELL, STOP DRESSING YOUR 6-YEAR-OLD LIKE A SKANK,TUCK EVERLASTING, BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA,HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU, CONFESSIONS OF AN HEIRESS, TRUTH ABOUT DIAMONDS, ITS CALLED A BREAK UP BECAUSE ITS BROKEN, PLAY OR BE PLAYED, AND MY HORIZANTAL LIFE: A COLLECTION OF ONE NIGHT STANDS, BITTER IS THE NEW BLACK, BRIGHT LIGHTS-BIG ASS, I LOVE EVERYBODY (AND OTHER ATROCIOUS LIES)....

Heroes:

BRIDGET, KENDRA, HOLLY, FERGIE, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, CHELSEA HANDLER, JEN LANCASTER, MARILYN, NICOLE RICHIE, SHAK, ALESSANDRA, AND EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS A BIT CRAZY, I ALSO ADORE THE LATE ANNA NICOLE, ALSO DANE COOK, VICTORIA, NEW YORK, ANGELINA, GREG BEHRENDT...

My Blog

Pissed Off To The Highest Level Of Pissivity

Soooo..... My buddy Steve and I chipped in and spent about half of a Benjamin on ingredients to make kabobs for ourselves and our fellow team members.  Not only did I spend my hard earned money, ...
Posted by Em on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:00:00 PST

What You Should Know...

I've decided to give myself an out before anyone else decides to out me again.  Friends will accept me for who I am.  Everyone else, you know where the door is... I have in no way been a per...
Posted by Em on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:46:00 PST

Get It? You Dick!!!

I loved this poem!!! Just thought I would share!!!I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard...
Posted by Em on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST

Liquid Generation Quiz Results...

What Famous Student Are You?What kind of Celebrity Ho-Bag are you?Get Your MySpace Personality at LiquidGeneration.com! Prevent (or Cause) Do You Know the Hip-Hop Lingo at LiquidGeneration! ....
Posted by Em on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

I'm Blue...

Got a tick?  Here is some "Repor(t)" for ya...     http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video =77714   and in relation to: November 1, 2006 Statement of Senator ...
Posted by Em on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST